How to play: Basically, after every bit of story I post in here, you give a command. Most of the time, the command will have to do with you, the player, but things may change. If you know how to play text adventures, this should come naturally to you.

Command examples:
>Eat the blueberry pie
>Contemplate your ancestry.
Good luck, and enjoy!

The buzzing of an alarm clock jolts you awake. You smack the snooze button in an attempt to finish that last dream, but no dice. You sit up in bed and rub your eyes. It's 7:15, time for another dreadful day at work.
What do you do?