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Gah! I've had so many of these, but I'm having a hard time remembering. Every now and then I even get one that actually makes sense when I'm awake. Sorry this isn't really contributing, but just thought I'd say. |
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11-20-2011 11:22 AM #1Spontaneously Combusting Achievements:
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Tell Us Jokes You have Heard in Dreams
Every so often A dream character tells us a witty comeback or a joke and we find it incredibly funny, however when we wake up, we realize how dumb it was. So what are some of these jokes you've been told?
They say dreaming is dead, no one does it anymore.
It's not dead it's just that it's been forgotten, removed from our language.
Nobody teaches it so nobody knows it exists.
The dreamer is banished to obscurity.
Well, I'm trying to change all that, and I hope you are too.
By dreaming, every day.
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11-27-2011 10:37 PM #2Member
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If I'm dreaming, how come I can do...THIS! *grows fourth arm*
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Lucid dream consistently [ ] DBZ-style fight with giant monster [ ] Find dream guide [ ] Write music [ ] Kill someone I hate [ ] Sex with friend's hot mom [ ] Be a girl (for curiosity's sake) [ ] Jam with a favorite band [ ]
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12-02-2011 05:30 AM #3Member
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I have to think back and remember some of these. I remember last week someone had a snappy comeback in a dream that I woke up laughing and I thought to myself... there is no way no how I could say something that funny or be that funny myself, ha.
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12-02-2011 10:44 PM #4Obsessed Lucid Dreamer
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Once a DC said "Knock knock"
I said "Who's there?"
He said "A sock."
I woke up because I was laughing so hard that I 'died' but then I realized it wasn't funny when I was awake...
<--- Check out my Dream Journal! 
DO A REALITY CHECK NOW!!! Lucid Dreams: 4
Goals: Have my first lucid dream [X] 16-07-2011- One of the best days ever!
Fly [X] Kiss the boy I have a crush on [] Ride a dinosaur [] Walk through walls [] Become invisible [] Turn a nightmare into a nice dream [] Go to Heaven [X] Complete a task of the month [X] Go to Dream Academy [] Make friends with a DC.[*] *Half done
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12-03-2011 03:39 AM #5It's not the technique
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My one last night wasn't a joke but it was funny, a girl at my schools locker said 'coc' on it and I thought it was funny as shit in the dreams because the teachers were all looking at it lolololololol
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