Obscure/Random Dreams: What has been your funniest??

**DaNasty** · 05-31-2016 01:33 PM

We all get strange random dreams from time to time that make us laugh. Before you share yours, I thought I would share a few of mine....

1- Recently, I dreamt that I was using the toilet and I suddenly fell into it and went through the pipes. The pipes lead me into a public swimming pool where the lifeguards didn't seem to be bothered by my random appearance

2- I once dreamt I was in my Dad's car and we went for dinner at McDonalds. By the time we got there, we entered and it turned into my bedroom. I looked under my bed and saw a rotten plank of wood. I thought nothing of it at the time until it turned into a monster and threw me under the bed.

3- My school turned into a chocolate factory and I was Willy Wonka. All of a sudden I was in my classroom learning then I walked out and put my costume on. I came back singing Pure Imagination then got the whole school to sing it with me out on the playground like a massive choir. It was so random

4- I was given a balloon at a castle in England and i began eating it. It turned out to be a tasty giant grape

Let me know yours underneath:

**Uncastred** · 06-02-2016 09:17 PM

I was driving a milk brick. Not a car sized milk brick, but an ususaly sized milk brick in front of me, as a steering wheel, with turn signal on both sides of it. I was on the sidewalks, people looked at me, and I was like "Hey, im drivin ma milk, wassup' " as if it were totally normal. Oh well x)

**SnowStrider** · 06-06-2016 01:10 AM

As for dreams where I woke up and was like "wtf just happened?" I have a pretty good one.

I was in my neighborhood where everything seemed ordinary, but I was an entire house. I then knew my mission was to destroy all the other houses in the area because they were communist and would eventually take over the world. So like any ordinary house, I flew up from my foundation and started shooting water from a hose at house and caused them to explode. Gradually the other communist houses began to fight back shooting electricity and ended up destroying my water line so I was like "Oh no!". Then I realized, I had pianos and was like "send in the pianos". So an army of pianos erupted out my front door and started shooting lasers while playing "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. Soon enough all the communist houses were destroyed and Christopher Walken showed up and said "Good Job, you can go home now". Then I just woke up.

Yeah I wasn't too sure about that dream.

**DreamMaster27** · 06-06-2016 10:53 PM

I dreamt i was at a bowling alley and then a girl appeared. She was truly a sight to behold. She felt familiar to me somehow, as if we had met in a past life. Her hair blew in the wind even though we were inside and there was no wind. Her eyes lit up the darkness like fire lit up London in 1666. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a bowling ball strikes me in the head, instantly crushing me against a nearby wall. I crumple to the ground, writhing in pain. She leans in, and whispers to me "It looks like you have fallen for me."

"No my head was just pulverised by a bowling ball are you blind you idiot," I reply.

She smiles as I lay in a pool of my own blood. The dream fades...

**kadie** · 06-28-2016 06:07 AM

Recently had a dream I was in an outdoor shower with my husband and I looked down at the tile and saw a whole bunch of little round turds all over the bottom of the showere. I woke up thinking "wtf is that about"