Thread: Facts and Laws in the Dream Realm

I love crazy things like these in dreams. I have a bunch of them:

• If you are running down the street you are not allowed to pass someone on a bike; you will stumble.
• There is a special type of scorpion that shoots you with a taser, releases some particles into your body that make you attracted to it, and then puts you in a coma.
• You have to have a flyer to sell your drugs.
• There is actually a direct translation between what girls say and what they mean.
• You can cure pirate-itis by listening to certain music while sleeping in a certain position.
• Everything in my room is illegal except for the Legos
• Guy Richie sucks at jumping
• You have to wear a slab of ice under your wet suit when scuba diving. It releases more morphine to protect you from the cold. It also has nutrients in it to protect your skin.
• You are not allowed to cook a grilled cheese sandwich while taking a bath in the sink.
• You need a cigarette license to smoke cigarettes.
• Your shoe size is related to what type of power adapter you have for your laptop.
• In Canada they raise their cows in a giant underground structure (covers most of Canada). We are doing something with ours in the US, so we can't.
• the average person that lives in a big city can only relate 33% to the average person across the nation as a whole.
• Using .wav files is against God's will.
• If you go to the abandoned playground, you get a free shot of tequila.
• You have to check the mail to see what kind of haircut you'll get.
• Fixing your car using lucid dreaming produces a better result, but it isn't as reliable.

The verbally eloquent racial minorities are rooted into the pine trees along the western range.

And I thought my dreams were strange.

-When playing chess, the number of squares a piece can move is sometimes decided with the roll of a die.
-Dice can change shape, depending on the outcome you want.
-The Chess Rulebook will not in the expected place.
(no more chess, I promise)

-If/when you for some reason find yourself flying around, you WILL eventually fall down, yet fail to hit the ground every time.
-No matter how many times you run away from your burning home, it will always be whole for you to run away from again.
-Screw drivers are very useful when trying to knock someone unconcious, especially if they are already sleeping.


I think that's it for now.

The US Navy dislikes meteor showers. Not because of the looming danger of being crushed and/or burned by the huge mass of fiery extraplanetary matter, but because the impact vibrations tend to disrupt their pool tables.

It is against the rules to be noisy while the preschoolers are in the gym.

Jellyfish are the number one cause of ocean-related deaths.

For a while, I had dreams where all the lights were connected through the electrical power lines. They could communicate with one another and tell where I was. Technically, in real life, all lights (lamps, street lights, traffic lights, etc) are connected. The ones in my dream could slightly animate. It was rather troublesome and scary.

One time I was dreaming that I was at my grandmothers in the living room and my mom was sitting near me looking at a magazine. It was night time. The TV was on. The dream started to go 'sour'. I noticed that the goose-neck lamp on the end table was slowly moving/bending towards my mom and I very easily and inconspicuously pointed over and told her to 'shh'... It got a little closer and my mom did something dumb. She slammed the magazine on the bulb of the lamp at the end of the goose-neck. I said to myself, "oh crap. ****'s going down now." The TV shut off and some lights in the house started flickering and then going out. The front door had a big standing yard lamp close by, so that was a no-go. The back door patio was extremely dark (darker than usual), so that was a bad sign. We were in the kitchen by the back door and the only light left on was in the room we were in. We had to make a choice and fast. I don't know the rest, because as the light in our room flickered, I woke up.

Interesting note on the laws thing, one of the most commonly reported themes in a dream is being accused of a breaking a law or committing a crime that you didn't do.

Originally Posted by dk2852

Interesting note on the laws thing, one of the most commonly reported themes in a dream is being accused of a breaking a law or committing a crime that you didn't do.

Yeah, good point. You or I could be driving a car in a dream and get pulled over and have the officer draw a gun on you claiming that you've committed grand theft auto.

I find that even in those situations, I can't negotiate my way out of it. I must conform to the role and become the outlaw. If I become lucid, which is almost always the case in such a situation, the authorities better run from me. Unless they want a green fireball to come blowing up on the squad car. haha.

• If you are offered a piece of cake you should politely refuse because it will taste HORRIBLE!
• Always go to the toilet before visiting Dreamland because you won't find a private toilet there.
• Cars don't have brakes.
• If you touch a mirror you will get electrocuted and it will hurt!
• You will never make it on stage in time so don't bother rushing.
• The laws of physics will prevent you from ever being able to put on a pair of stockings.

• If you refuse to read your lines at a play, you will grow wings and 3 extra eyes.
• To defeat a golem, make a giant paper net, because paper beats rock.
• If you go back in time, no one will recognize you because you're older than they ever remember you.
• If you're in a car and a song comes on the radio that you know, everyone has to get out of the car into a ditch.
• Putting objects in a secret compartment in the toilet will protect them from harm, except if there's a flood.

Originally Posted by aioinae

• If you refuse to read your lines at a play, you will grow wings and 3 extra eyes.
• To defeat a golem, make a giant paper net, because paper beats rock.
• If you go back in time, no one will recognize you because you're older than they ever remember you.
• If you're in a car and a song comes on the radio that you know, everyone has to get out of the car into a ditch.
• Putting objects in a secret compartment in the toilet will protect them from harm, except if there's a flood.

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Oh and one more...

Even if you are lucid and you think you're lord and master of Dreamland don't ever throw yourself at a plate glass window expecting to automatically go through coz you might just not and this can be really embarrassing

Originally Posted by DreamQueen

Gosh your dreams sound pretty silly.

Sometimes I wish they made a little more sense, if only to seem more meaningful

If you try to turn invisible and try to phase through a wall at the same time, hot girls around you turn ugly.

A fact from last night:

The 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America strike did irreparable damage to the Earth, and the next strike will cause the Earth to break into three pieces.

The Mississippi River starts outside of the United States and flows into it. Also, the bed of said river used to be one of the world's deepest canyons in ancient times.

Strange stuff.

Oh, here's a hilarious one from a friend's dream:

Huge metal girders rolling down the steep streets of San Francisco tend to only hit black people.

Dream characters can literally pull something out of nowhere.

You can never find your car in a parking lot. (Don't tell me to call it to myself.)

Bipedal deer can drive.

Originally Posted by Abra

Half-dead tigers can't maim you if you are floating.

You mean half dead tigers can't maim you if you dance to thriller

Originally Posted by Zhaylin

LOL- most of those are REALLY funny.

Until recently, one law was: Don't fly above the treetops or you'll be blown into oblivion.
If I'm driving in a dream, I can be certain that either 1) I'll fall off the edge of a bridge into a body of water or 2) I'll fall into a cavernous pothole and 3) the car wont respond to me no matter how frantic I become.
If I'm about to take a trip, I can be certain I'll dream of 1) getting to the airport and realizing I forgot my ID card or 2) apocalyptic events will take place separating me forever from my children and congregation
Now-a-days, I'm "excommuniticated" from my congregation, but in my dreams, no one cares and talks to me anyhow.
I didn't start smoking again (I quit for 8 years) until after I was excommunicated almost a year ago and had an abundance of other non-related problems... but in my dreams, it's okay for Jehovah's Witnesses to smoke and I even smoke while in the Ministry and we've Witnessed to people in a bar

Lol what's so bad about being seperated from your kids and in dreams I can't shoot guns. It sucks when the alien invaders come from the potato comet and take over earth

Hmm.....

Laws and rules that've been in my dreams...

-The zombies always kill you and wake you up in the end, no matter how bravely you fight or how many you slaughter (they just keep coming, dammit! )

-Don't ask the man in the dark hat and brown trenchcoat who everyone calls "Dad" (even though he's not related to them) what his real name is. All you need to know is that he's central to the dream-plot. Just... don't ask. <.<

If you insist that nightmares doesnt exist, while in a dream, they will prove you wrong.
(Yeah, last year i got tortured because i said nightmares didnt exist in a dream.)

Santa cannot give you a ride to your girlfriend's house in his sleigh if she is "dissatisfied" with you.

Originally Posted by WakataDreamer

Hmm.....

Laws and rules that've been in my dreams...

-The zombies always kill you and wake you up in the end, no matter how bravely you fight or how many you slaughter (they just keep coming, dammit! )

-Don't ask the man in the dark hat and brown trenchcoat who everyone calls "Dad" (even though he's not related to them) what his real name is. All you need to know is that he's central to the dream-plot. Just... don't ask. <.<

Who was the dude? Lol i asked.

If I jump up in the air I will not fall down, I need to make a conscious effort to lower myself back to the ground

Words are totally readable, and they change if you don't see them for a while