Thread: Facts and Laws in the Dream Realm

Originally Posted by Ghostmaker56

Guitar Hero is very effective at killiing stuff

I have to know more about this.

On another note, I had a lot of zombie dreams when I joined DV too. Hmm...

Originally Posted by John11

I have to know more about this.

On another note, I had a lot of zombie dreams when I joined DV too. Hmm...

Ok Lol I say that Guitar Hero is effective killing DCs since 1 dream , I was stuck with just GH insturments and this horde of evil DCs heading towards me. I used a microphone to tie enemies and whack em in the head , which usally does it. I used the Guitar , for whacking randomly lol . For the drums , I would throw it and it would do the job pretty well lol. You should killing stuff with GH stuff lol , I find it fun!

if you stay in your closet, the brick will get you.

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Aliens don't like sunlight.

Zombies enjoy gardening.

Kittens love cheese.

I am a kitten.

Kittens are fluffy weapons of death.

I am a fluffy weapon of death.

I am megatron.

Ducks are mortal weapons of massive destruction, and armaggedon if angry.

Originally Posted by redisreddish

if you stay in your closet, the brick will get you.

Originally Posted by Unelias

I am not allowed to have sex with my dreamguide she said if I try she will wake me up. It's been 4 years now since she gave me that warning and I haven't dared to break it.. she can be very scary sometimes :<

I'd like to know tho if I really woke up if I tried Curiosity kills the cat.

Imagine her wanting to have sex with YOU instead. And tell HER you'll wake HER up if she tries having sex with you. That will throw your subconscious for a loop.

Also, zombies ever attack, you should get in the nearest Seadoo and boat over to Europe. (I live in canada)

The secret of life is held and strictly guarded in a closed off wooded area only known as "Cheyenne"

Pearls can be chewed and then stick on stuff and explode....

Al Gore will take over the world and rebel warfighters will dress like cirque-de-soleil performers.

If you try to fly in someone's basement, they will smack you with a pool stick.

Microphones are very good for summoning people.

If a wolf attacks you, name it and it will be nicer.

People who are trying to kill you will not follow you into a disco club.

This has probably been said by other people already.
For me at least, Locked doors don't work, they never stopped any DC from entering. When I learned to be lucid, locked doors stopped being an obstacle to me, too.

Originally Posted by starry eyes

This has probably been said by other people already.
For me at least, Locked doors don't work, they never stopped any DC from entering. When I learned to be lucid, locked doors stopped being an obstacle to me, too.

That's true, I can enter buildings by the back doors which are always locked. I wish they could stop DCs though...

I slapped my old gym teacher in the back of the head to which she replied "mmmm, how nutritious!"

"If you leave she will steal your spray paint"

If you let a pinata fall through the floor, your aunt will die

"Inviteably you have secret powers. Figure out how to unlock em."

I always have a collection of half-rotten teeth in the hammerspace that is my back pocket.

* Cars will never work

* Screaming will always fail when your in danger

* Aliens are really just polar bears hiding in human host bodies

* My cat has three eyes

* Walking around stores realizing your naked is just an everyday occurance and quite normal

* A private bathroom will NEVER be found (haha dreamqueen, so true)

* My boyfriends gay (eek)

* I still get grounded by my parents

* Cheese tastes like chocolate

* Any airplane I board will crash

and to add to all the zombie rules --> *Snowmobiles are the only way to escape the blood feasting bastards

- Grizzly bears eat dead dolphins (which sometimes randomly appear on the roof of your house), and can drive

- Norway is 209 million miles away from Nova Scotia

- You can wake yourself up by going to FILE: EXIT in the top left-hand corner of your dream

- Executions are usually carried out by a cougar with bulging purple eyes and rainbow-coloured fur

- Some types of spiders are named after Jewish holidays

- Chickens can morph into hamsters and grow up into terminators

- If you hit a stalker repeatedly, they will turn into a folding chair

- Jean Talbot is missing

- Oxy products were created sometime before 1869

- Floating black rams tend to exceed the speed limit and pass vehicles on the highway

- Robert Downey Jr.’s fans are organizing a skit to perform for him, which involves the leader cosplaying as Chucky Cheese, a group dance, and the song “The Internet is for Porn” by Avenue Q

- It's easy to fake the ability to play a bongo drum banjo

- Terminators' attempts at making out usually involve chewing on your arm

- Egyptians and Babylonians were actually from other planets

well ive only got one...

Free bus rides from Sweden to Minnesota only on the Sundays in February.

Idaho does not exist. It's just a part of Wyoming.

Other humans do not have sexual organs.

Don't eat dead yellow fish. They will kill you.