I once wanted to have a conversation with Schopenhauer and it all started out pretty well, but then we were sitting in some bathtub and he started groping me. Funny thing is, that's probably something he would have done IRL.
Anyways, my former Latin teacher had to come and save me from old perverted Schopenhauer. That teacher is kind of my saviour/Wiseman/conscience in my dreams.

But yeah, I usually have way too much sex and way too few conversation with my DCs.