My goal in life...

**Ermac** · 08-22-2011 03:11 AM

To have a lucid dream at South Park

I would be so happy

I would go hug butters and give him a kiss

Then i will hang out with kyle,stan and cartman and do stupid stuff

then i will get high with towelie

and poke mr.mackey head and see if it explodes

and do a lot of other stuff

**Mzzkc** · 08-22-2011 03:48 AM

Looks like you're setting the bar pretty high for yourself.

I don't suppose you have any plans to contribute to society in your lifetime? Maybe get a good job, start a family? You know, typical aspirations people set out to accomplish over decades of living.

**Ermac** · 08-22-2011 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Looks like you're setting the bar pretty high for yourself.

I don't suppose you have any plans to contribute to society in your lifetime? Maybe get a good job, start a family? You know, typical aspirations people set out to accomplish over decades of living.

Starting a family is not contributing to the society since there is a population crisis and depopulation is being talked of

Im still young and have school work to worry about than a family

**Mzzkc** · 08-22-2011 06:51 AM

Pffft.

Who said anything about increasing the population?

Get yourself a nice wife (or husband, I won't judge >.> ) and go out and adopt an orphan or something. That or just steal someone else's kid (again, no judging here <.< ).

And you didn't say anything about getting a decent job. So, I'm assuming that means you have no goals for your life outside of what you posted in the OP.

I weep for you. I really do.

Edit: And before you say stealing children isn't helping out society, let me assure you, children are horrible little cretins, and their parents will be more than happy you relieved them of all the nightmares of parenthood. True facts.

**Sabre2552** · 08-22-2011 08:54 AM

Haha, that's a cute goal; gotta love South Park! However, I wouldn't limit myself to just that goal, as luck could have you reach it this very night, and hard work could easily get you to it within the next year or two, and as far as securing a healthy future it might not be the best idea to pursue only that.

Ehh, Mzzkc, there's nothing wrong with not contributing to society. All goals are inherently selfish, if only for that "good feeling" you get when you help out others, though of course some goals are more selfish than others. It's your own moral conclusion that one should strive to benefit society.

But if you have no other goals in life, may I suggest some for you, like giving me your life savings?

(It may not benefit you, but it certainly benefits me, and that's the only person who really matters, right?)

**Mzzkc** · 08-22-2011 09:01 AM

You're right.

Here I was thinking I was helping out those poor parents, when I really I just liked snatching up children and pretending they were my own.

Lol.

But seriously. This thread.

**Sabre2552** · 08-22-2011 09:08 AM

On some level you do, though, or else you wouldn't do it!

Hey now, I like this thread; South Park is the greatest thing since love making.

**Darkmatters** · 08-22-2011 09:14 AM

It's obvious you guys are just bitter and jealous because you set your goals too high in life and failed miserably and are now drunken sots pining away into your bottles, and you wish you had thought to set the bar so low.

Ok, so maybe that's me then...

**Mancon** · 08-22-2011 09:20 AM

Good luck reaching it!

**Darkmatters** · 08-22-2011 09:24 AM

Oh sure Mancon... come in and say something supportive just to make the rest of us look bad!

**That** · 08-22-2011 11:18 AM

I'm gonna hop on the negative train and I'd like to add, you suck!

but really, how dare you post a thread with such poor goals, honestly! Kids, these days. It's a fact that NO ONE here has had any thoughts more stupid than this. What does this mean to you, you ask? Just that you're that you're now the dreamviews village idiot.

You've surely destroyed your entire life with this thread.

**Evolventity** · 08-22-2011 01:16 PM

There are how many years of potential lucid dreaming to accomplish goals? None can be spent having a silly fun? It's not like lucid dreaming has a set agenda. It's okay to have different aspirations for lucid dreaming than somebody else. Please try to understand the literary use of exaggeration when Ermac says "My Goal in life..." Loosen up people. Anyway, nice idea Ermac! Towlie and Butters are the best. If I went to SP I'd probably use Towlie like a flying carpet. Btw, Ermac is cool...but Sub-Zero is better. ;D

**Arch** · 08-22-2011 01:25 PM

Guys it might be a poor goal, I don't think he was being serious about a life ambition, chill.

Edit: Mzzkc and That, you went too far.

**nito89** · 08-22-2011 01:37 PM

Goals are personal.... Other people dont have to understand nor appreciate them. (but i dont think he was being serious... about ONLY having a sp dream as his one and only life goal.)

Just that you're that you're now the dreamviews village idiot.

I don't believe this for a second... In fact... I dont even know who you are... so speaking for the entire DV community is not something you should be attempting. And before you say it im sure there are people who dont know who i am either.... But then again im NOT really berating anybody.

**Rozollo** · 08-22-2011 03:16 PM

It's a pretty cool dream goal of I have to say so. And kudos for not wanting to reproduce. It's overrated.

**Sabre2552** · 08-22-2011 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Arch

Guys it might be a poor goal, I don't think he was being serious about a life ambition, chill.

Edit: Mzzkc and That, you went too far.

<serious>You misinterpreted our responses. We are not badgering him; we are playing around with the concept that his wording implied. We know this is not his ONLY goal in life and that the title of the thread is exaggerated, yet we are having some fun playing with the idea as if we didn't know these things.

In reality, we think it's a perfectly fine and fun goal to aspire to, and we all wish him the best. However, to be honest, the thread probably wouldn't reach out of responses like "good luck!" or "that's a cute goal

" if we had responded seriously. Instead, we hope the OP does not take any unintended offense and hope that he may have a laugh at his unintended side effects and maybe even play along.</serious>

Edit: HAHA, told you!
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**Ermac** · 08-22-2011 06:43 PM

**Ladusence** · 08-23-2011 12:13 AM

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

And you didn't say anything about getting a decent job. So, I'm assuming that means you have no goals for your life outside of what you posted in the OP.

I weep for you. I really do.

You are trying so hard to be usefull for the society and to fit in with it, by having the standard goals of life as everyone else should have(according to the government and/or church or just you're way of looking at life).
You probably think you live free, but yet you are bound by all this expectations from your society "you should have a job to be useful in life".

Yet this man here, in this very thread, shows his way of freedom, a totally unrestriced way of thinking, a way of making a wish wich is bound by nothing but his pure fantasy, and then you are bashing him for thinking in a free way. I for one support this fellows life goal (even if it wasn't seriously his life goal) and I think he should have the freedom to wish and do(in a dream) as he wants.

**Ermac** · 08-23-2011 04:29 AM

Originally Posted by Ladusence

You are trying so hard to be usefull for the society and to fit in with it, by having the standard goals of life as everyone else should have(according to the government and/or church or just you're way of looking at life).
You probably think you live free, but yet you are bound by all this expectations from your society "you should have a job to be useful in life".

Yet this man here, in this very thread, shows his way of freedom, a totally unrestriced way of thinking, a way of making a wish wich is bound by nothing but his pure fantasy, and then you are bashing him for thinking in a free way. I for one support this fellows life goal (even if it wasn't seriously his life goal) and I think he should have the freedom to wish and do(in a dream) as he wants.

Wish we had more people like you

**Rhyan420** · 08-23-2011 05:40 AM

Omfg, the other night I had a dream, it was like south park, with most the characters and stuff, but it was a little bit scary. It even left me on a cliff hanger, I kinda hope it doesn't resume. But some parts were definitely cool. I think Kyle died though, bastards.

Surprised it wasn't Kenny.

**StonedApe** · 08-23-2011 05:48 AM

When I started reading this I was thinking" There are so many better fictional universes to visit" Then you mentioned getting high with towlie. Gonna have to do that. But I also think he'd get annoying really fast.

**pixiedust** · 08-23-2011 03:36 PM

Stonedape: i read the book your av pic is from

though i can't say i understood it all. /random

**Ermac** · 08-23-2011 05:45 PM

Originally Posted by StonedApe

When I started reading this I was thinking" There are so many better fictional universes to visit" Then you mentioned getting high with towlie. Gonna have to do that. But I also think he'd get annoying really fast.

Remember, Don't Forget To Bring A Towel

**StonedApe** · 08-23-2011 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by pixiedust

Stonedape: i read the book your av pic is from

though i can't say i understood it all. /random

I started reading it but got distracted by school. I probably would have been better off dropping out and reading the book, but I guess degrees are important. I understood most of it, but even if you only understood a little bit I'm sure you learned a lot. Great book.

**PXUmais** · 08-24-2011 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by Ladusence

You are trying so hard to be usefull for the society and to fit in with it, by having the standard goals of life as everyone else should have(according to the government and/or church or just you're way of looking at life).
You probably think you live free, but yet you are bound by all this expectations from your society "you should have a job to be useful in life".

Yet this man here, in this very thread, shows his way of freedom, a totally unrestriced way of thinking, a way of making a wish wich is bound by nothing but his pure fantasy, and then you are bashing him for thinking in a free way. I for one support this fellows life goal (even if it wasn't seriously his life goal) and I think he should have the freedom to wish and do(in a dream) as he wants.

Precisely what I was thinking.