I know this will seem odd, but I realised recently why my most common dream sign is bathrooms. My first ever lucid dream happened when I was four or five, in the middle of a desert there was nothing except a public toilet building. I went in and walked to the corner- it was like a maze of waist height walls with urinals etc on them- and thought "what if mummies and zombies came in now? There's only one exit" and sure enough, in came mummies and zombies. I closed my eyes and thought "wake up, wake up, wake up" and so I did.

I've thought of that dream almost ever day for the past twelve years. That's why bathrooms are such a common dream sign right? Usually there's something sexual in these dreams, such as a thrill from walking around naked in massive bathrooms when nobody else is there, or having sex with someone there. (When I say massive I mean Hogwarts-style) this must be because, as a teenager, I tend to think about sex sometimes. Every few days. Every few hours. Every few minutes. You know.

I just thought this was worth putting up, even though I've probably been crucified mentally by everyone reading this.. And I need to stop forgetting to come back to this site!