Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I was in my backyard. then this aboriginal walked up to me and said "this is a lucid dream brah" or something along the lines of that, Then he ran off.

Let's see:
I've talked to wolves, been with a group of dragons, and have breathed underwater not even thinking once to do a RC

Well i tend to breathe underwater alot and not tell im in a dream.

In a dream I had a couple nights ago, I tackled a zombie and it turned into a deflated balloon. Don't know how I didn't realize I was dreaming on that one.

I fell through the floor of a train.

i was preety angry because i had to wait for antoher one

Well, this isnt so much missing but rather spoiling my lucidity...

last night was my 4th lucid, and i finally managed to gain some control. I flew for the first time, pretty well i might add and smashed my sink RAWRR and jumped through my window (there was a split second where i got nervous doing this, and my leg got caught and i hung upsidedown for a bit, attracting laughter. But i let myself fall and i flewww)
anyways, i was flying and i suddenly got a computer pop up asking if i wanted to end lucidity Yes / No . Me being a tit decided to try No 1. to see if i could resisit it and stay lucid and 2. to see if i actually stopped being lucid... which i did

Yesterday night I was kidnapped by a talking bear. My dream-me found it perfectly normal, appearently.

WARNING: THIS IS VERY RANDOM

I happened to have my sisters birthday at a Wendys drive-in during a 10 tornado flying about, and I was angry because the mall would probably close because of this and my friends would die. Then I go to school in the morning on a mountain and go on a ride home with my friends in a plane because they live over mountains so they can't take a bus. Then my friends say not to open the escape door and one does and I have to save him and in the end we go to the Wendys Drive-in for lunch as my friend says, "I just got a lucid dream book from the mall wanna see?"
I then yell at him, "I wanted to buy that," and suddenly wake up.

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I take a teleporter to a football game and when I get there I tell my cousin (who went with me) that it felt like starting of Sleep Paralysis and she says that she had a lucid dream doing that.

The teleporting did feel like sleep paralysis though

I was in a forest with the Cullen family from Twilight, and Jasper suddenly looks at me and says,
Jasper: I think you're dreaming.
Me: Probably.
Jasper: That means you can do whatever you want.
Me: Yeah.
*some random girl walks by, and Jasper attacks her and runs off laughing*
Edward: You really are dreaming, you know.
Me: Whatever.

grr...

^^haha that sucks. (But on the bright side, I love Twilight so that would be an awesome dream.)

the other night, I was having a really wierd dream. At one point I stopped and decided to RC. I pinched my nose but could only partly breathe through it so I assumed I wasn't holding my nose all the way shut. I then looked at my hands which I thought were normal (thinking back I realize one was pale white then color returned to it), then tried to push my finger through my palm which failed.

lol...last night I became semi-lucid for a bit and was doing some reality checks and they didn't seem to work. So next I started telling my friend all about lucid dreaming and how it's so amazing, and that I was going to try, so I laid down on the couch and closed my eyes and felt like I was already falling into deep sleep and was already having a lucid dream...

Then I woke up hahah

Originally Posted by VampireLime17

^^haha that sucks. (But on the bright side, I love Twilight so that would be an awesome dream.)

that's why i wasn't mad after i woke up, i was too happy about the cullens being there

had another one:

after losing a race to Edward Cullen, he laughs at me and says,
Edward: Ha! You can't even run as fast as me in your dreams!

Originally Posted by redisreddish

I was in a forest with the Cullen family from Twilight, and Jasper suddenly looks at me and says,
Jasper: I think you're dreaming.
Me: Probably.
Jasper: That means you can do whatever you want.
Me: Yeah.
*some random girl walks by, and Jasper attacks her and runs off laughing*
Edward: You really are dreaming, you know.
Me: Whatever.

grr...

That's hilarious....they even told you you were dreaming.

I once had a dream where I was running through a decript building banging on doors yelling that the test time was up. And then a mad scientist ran in and started strangling this guy telling him he shouldn't hit on freshmen.
I was just like: "woah, what if he kills him?" and then I shrugged it off.

I was at an assembly for latin students and I thought there are many people not from latin... hmm... but its a dream so I guess it's ok. Then the dream continued without me being lucid.

Last night I was dreaming hoping there would be an even number of bread loaves so that I could have a lucid dream

Having a false awakening, and outside my window was pure white. I told myself "Trippy, I must be dreaming!" And my brother came downstairs (in my dream) and told me: "Cool, you must be lucid. But when will you wake up?" And I woke up. I could of punched myself.

I was in a dream where I had just killed a fat lady who tried to take over my house. I set her jacket on fire then I said, "Man, I should really write this in my dream journal."

Originally Posted by DreamTheater

Last night I was dreaming hoping there would be an even number of bread loaves so that I could have a lucid dream

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh really hard. Tehehe. But I've done things like that in dreams before, too. =P

The world is ending and there's green aurora borealis in the sky and a rumbling earthquake. I say, "This is such a sad movie," and then I wake up. So in short, I assumed my dream was a movie instead of a dream.

I was talking to someone, and every time id turn and look back, there hair would be a different length...=[ i should have cought on lol

I just become lucid because a dog does a front flip

but then I immediately have a false awakening. I start debating whether I'm still dreaming or awake, but it is so realistic- my room looks completely normal and I was even in the same position in bed that I fell asleep in.

The only thing different was that I could see holographic.

I can't believe I didn't catch that!!!!!

I run and my feet move off the ground and I'm gliding in the air. This happens a lot. The other day I finally became lucid after realizing, in the waking world that doesn't happen.

sorry im new to this stuff

Originally Posted by Mrlittlecrazy

sorry im new to this stuff

Check this out, MrLC
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ead.php?t=2954

I`ve had a few:

1. A month or two ago, I dreamed I switched bodies with my friend Alex. I thought this was perfectly normal, because apparently you reach a point in friendships that makes it acceptable to switch bodies.

2. I was a character in a Pokemon game, and had a talking female Dragonair nicknamed Alejandro following me around...

3. My government teacher attempted to kill me after I found out that she was a serial killer.

Never even thought to do a RC.