Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

The night before last I had a zombie dream which normally makes me lucid but didnt. Before I knew about LDing I used to kill myself in a zombie dream to wake myself up and i did the same that night. I was in London and I jumped in the Thames. I was trying to breathe in the water to die quicker but it just felt like I was breathing normally. I cant believe that I missed it! It was the weirdest feeling ever.

Originally Posted by BAMitsLauraX

The night before last I had a zombie dream which normally makes me lucid but didnt. Before I knew abput LDing I used to kill myself in a zombie dream to wake myself up and i did the same last night. I was in London and I jumped in the Thames. I was trying to breathe in the water to die quicker but it just felt like I was breathing normally. I cant believe that I missed it!

Zombies are one of my dreamsigns! and before I knew about LDing I used to kill myself too to wake up lol, I remember this one dream where there was a zombie in my house and I thought, well this is a dream, I'll let the zombie kill me so I wake up, so I went where the zombie was and I said " I Know this is a dream and I won't feel any pain, kill me" then the zombie said " I'll kill you, but trust me, I'll make it hurt" When he said that I got so scared I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream where I had just woken up and started recording a dream in my dream journal, and the funny thing is, that the dream I was recording was an actual dream from last night, in which my friend and I were discussing about lucid dreaming. I missed 2 chances of becoming lucid last night

Sometimes I embrace creepy things like zombies. I let them eat me. It doesn't hurt but it feels strange. Then I become a zombie and the dream turns awesome.

Originally Posted by AndresLD

Zombies are one of my dreamsigns! and before I knew about LDing I used to kill myself too to wake up lol

High Five! Lol im glad im not the only one who dreams about zombies regularly, I dont know if you enjoy them but I do Shaun of the Dead is on tonight so I will be watching that.. that might bring on a dream where hopefully i will become lucid and not miss it like I usually do.

Ive never had a zombie talk to me though.. once I asked one to tell me the funniest joke they know but she just gave me a blank look

@Loaf: In that dream I ended up getting bitten on my hand but I woke up as soon as I turned into one. In my dream it is common knowledge that zombies are blind.. Duh

Zombies are also one of my dreamsigns, they occupied about 60% of my dreams a couple of months ago. I didn't enjoy them at all. They got really boring quickly.

Originally Posted by BAMitsLauraX

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@Loaf: In that dream I ended up getting bitten on my hand but I woke up as soon as I turned into one. In my dream it is common knowledge that zombies are blind.. Duh

I was walking or jogging down a corridor in my college, and without stopping or even slowing down, I managed to lie down and continued travelling on my back, sliding along the ground. This didn't make me lucid, instead I just rested my hands behind my head and enjoyed the movement.
Another time, I was escaping from lots of angry green hulk guys which were all over the place by bouncing to incredible heights around my town. At one point I did think that this must be a dream, but then I thought "This is too damn fun!" and I carried on.

I managed to have a dream last night with no less than 5 of my dream signs in it: cats, weird teeth, New York City, places from my past, and crystals. I only became lucid after all this and then lay there marveling at how i could have missed all these!

I was teaching people to become lucid and was levitating etc. and I didn't notice. Whoops.

I was playing the Sims and I was an object you could buy called "Lucidity Rug" and then I said "I can't wait to go to sleep". 0_0

Let's see... I was teaching my friend how to lucid dream.
I was exploring dreamviews (lol, I just did a RC right after writing that).
My school was a cruise and it had a Live Mario Party event in which they stated that Bowser was actually a fox (really, I don't know where my subconscious picked up all that)

Usually, I tend to see animals that don't exist, people in places that they shouldn't be, and an oddly coloured sky.

In fact, most of my dreams have had an oddly coloured sky (usually green or yellow, but with white clouds). I never seem to take any notice though.

Yes, I'm a noob.

I had a dream a few months ago that my high school junior year history teacher assigned me an essay on dreamsigns. I went home, actually wrote out the entirety of the essay in my dream (which was oddly vivid), presented my essay to the class, and woke up. I never thought to do a reality check.

On the subject of zombies: They make possibly the best dreams ever. Hell, I remember a dream I wrote down before I even became interested in LDing, simply because it was so awesome.

I had a dream last night that I was attending a seminar on "Internal Puppy Relations".

lol @ LRT!

well the other night i had a dream that i was in a sewer with a bunch of prison inmates and this girl. There was a bug buzzing around me and i actually told the girl that iif we killed the bug, i would turn lucid. and i couldnt kill it, so i didnt become lucid. twas lame