Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Last night I had a dream where a woman asked me to use my superpowers to make a head of garlic grow larger so she could roast it. I placed it in the palm of my hand and closed my fingers around it.

Confused about how I could accomplish this task, I then thought to myself, "how would I do this if I were dreaming?"

Lets see, once i had a dream that i had to give a speech on lucid dreaming at a school i had never seen. Before i gave the speech i wanted to grab some food so i drove to sonic. In the parking lot i saw a friend making a drug deal. His drug of choice in the dream... a blue matchbox hotwheel, I reasoned with myself that he must be a rare hotwheels collector

Haha. Of course, the obvious "You're dreaming! You're actually just dreaming right now!"

And the "Perform a reality check." That one's pretty bad as well. I have a lot of electrical problems in dreams too, which is a sign. Always miss it.

this thread could go on forever, as it probably should

last night i was in a public restroom and above the urinal was a do-it yourself shaving thingy, with cords and whatnot. I said to myself, "thats bizarre, maybe im dreaming...nah its too real"....and felt ashamed for doubting almighty reality...upon waking however i shook my fist at that dream

I was in a dream where I was telling something really important. In the middle of my sentence I awoke from the dream to be in my bed. Tired, I thought to myself, "Damn! That was important, I have to get back into the dream to finish telling them!" So I shut my eyes, and sure enough I slipped right back into the dream and finished the conversation, never realizing that I had just woken and up and should've become lucid.

I was shopping....so I took some clothes and for some reason, exited the store. I was in the middle of a crowded street. I really wanted to try on the new clothes and somehow it didn't occur to me that I could go back inside....so I thought:"Meh, it's no big deal if I change right here, it's a dream anyway." And I didn't become lucid.

I was arguing with my friends in dream, that it couldnt be a dream, becouse it is all so real. I was trying to convince them... And I managed to. .. Well and the result. I didnt have lucid.

Originally Posted by xgirl

I was shopping....so I took some clothes and for some reason, exited the store. I was in the middle of a crowded street. I really wanted to try on the new clothes and somehow it didn't occur to me that I could go back inside....so I thought:"Meh, it's no big deal if I change right here, it's a dream anyway." And I didn't become lucid.

Omg lol. It would have been so bad if it wasnt a dream!