Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I was arguing with my friends in dream, that it couldnt be a dream, becouse it is all so real. I was trying to convince them... And I managed to. .. Well and the result. I didnt have lucid.

I was playing my brother in fifa 08 and i was Newcastle. I was picking my team and i noticed i think it was the strikeforce was Daniels and Fredson, also May was in the team aswell. (who the f**k are they)

I was thinking for a while how strange this was but i dismissed it. Then later i was playing Smackdown and it wouldn't let me start, it kept saying i need a update which was annoying me, then i said to my brother this has never happened before. (thinking how strange this all was and nearly performed a reality check but dismissed it again )

IDIOT!

Last night I "woke up" in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom to get a drink of water and the light didn't work. So I stood there flicking the light switch stupidly for 10 seconds and "remembered" it burnt out.

I hate myself.

Hahahahaha JackSparrow that would be really annoying the following morning!!

In a dream last night I said something that I learned yesterday, and I said it in the situation that I was told to.. if ya get me?


I know that my Lucid Dream is coming close!!

Once in a dream I came across this guy teaching a class on lucid dreaming, and I participated in the class, and I still didn't become lucid. I didn't enjoy the class very much though.

Another time I was having a dream, mostly just a still scene of a road by a forest. Then I had a FA and I was like "Wow, I remember every detail of that dream, I'm going to become lucid soon!" Then I woke up....

Also, once I was in my house, except it was different, there was this huge, wide hallway at the back, and I was standing in it. I was thinking, "actually, my house is really pretty big, I wonder why I always think it's small?" Then I had a vision of what my house really looks like, and I'm like "oh yeah, this isn't what my house looks like in real life." And I didn't become lucid...

Last night i was in my old school with my brother and i was in science. I was standing around talking when a few different people offered me their coats. I recall one saying hey buddy do you fancy my coat smiling and i replied i wouldn't say no. Not long later i thought about how strange this all was and told the people in the class with me how strange it was that three people have given me their coats in one morning, what is it give me coat day or something. (everyone laughs)
Then my brother (who knows i am questioning whether it's a dream or not) walks from behind me and starts observing everything (he is questioning the state) and says are we really crawling? which results in me p*****g myself laughing, and he also says there's nothing on the chalkboard even though we have been in a lesson all morning.

I am not taking the fact it could be a dream seriously which i realize so i do a serious examination of the scenario (i look everyone in the eye) but i don't realize i am dreaming (do a reality check you fool) and dismiss it.

I can't believe i missed this one, i even had a dream character trying to help me which never happens!

Oh, Marvo, next time you ring me when I'm in my dream, I'll pick up, wonder what it would be like if I picked it up in that dream!

That would officially be awesome and I reokon because he's a cool guy of dream views I could of gone lucid

I tried to WILD in my dream. As in, I was wandering about the dream world, doing my thing, and it was time for bed. So I thought, "Hey, I'll try to WILD." So I visualised where I wanted to go (New York City), what I wanted to do (fly), and how I was going to ask a random NY citizen about my dream name. I lay down, close my eyes, and wake up in real life. If my dream scene had switched to New York, I would've been lucid. D'oh!

Originally Posted by 90sjesus

Hehe, great thread.

I had a dream where I was pregnant ('I'm an 18 year old guy), and this flap opened in my stomach where, instead of a baby coming out, chocolate bars came out. And my brother wanted the Turkish delight. How the hell did I not become lucid?!

amazing

Last week I had a dream that Bob Saggot lived in my garage and whenver I went in their to warm up my car he would hiss and throw percocet at me.

Duh.

Last night I had a dream I was at a movie theatre. The movie was starring STEPHEN LaBERGE and it was called "Dream Recall". I was excited about seeing the movie, but not once did I think to do a reality check... oy!

I was talking to her about lucid dreaming and she mentioned it to me I might be dreaming. So I plug my nose and try to breathe and I can! But I want to be absolutly sure, so I do it again and I can't breathe. "oh, must have had my nose plugged wrong or something." Then I go back to talking to her then wake up.

I was in my living room, and I looked out the window to see that the outside was actually a location a couple miles away from where I live. I was like, "That's odd, when did the house move?" Then I feel rumbling under my feet, and I hear a rocket engine starting and the house lifting off the ground. "Oh, that's right, we have a rocket ship for a house." I said, and then I realized I was dreaming. I ran for the window and jumped at it, but then shifted to another place in my dream. I then lost lucidity.

Last night, I was inside my friend's house, which apparently was in the middle of an empty field in my dream. Then, I hear some people far away say they were going to fire cannonballs at the house, and I quickly pulled my friend inside as they launched it. I quickly patted him down, getting rid of the fire, and then went and watched his TV. I didn't become lucid.

I dreamed again after that, and I was inside of my friend's house, which apparently had an indoors roller coaster. So, I went for a ride, and then when the ride ended I got off and walked down the hallway (geometry doesn't work here, obviously), and I fell down one of those traps that fall under your feet, and I looked up and saw my friend staring at me. I was saying, "It's okay, my aren't completely broken." No, I didn't become lucid.

I have the weirdest of dream, yet I STILL don't become lucid.

Originally Posted by freefire

LOL that one made me laugh

i had one where i looked in the mirror and i looked like a horse. I thought it was cause i was sad cause my brother got hurt when he dove into a matress.

there was another one where i put on these shoes to go to work, and when i got there they changed into these ungly greenish brownish boots that went up to my knees. I thought that i just didnt notice and that they were like that when i put them on.

There was another one when my little bro came into my room ( he never does that) and started trying to annoy me by breaking these little glass containers that had fish in them. (the only fish i have in my room are in a giant aquarium)

another one was when i went to hawaii and by strange councidence to different friends were there too. Somehow the place looked like my school, and the whole place started to fill up with water. i didnt think this was weired either

Fish? Wow... I've heard that when you dream of fish, someone you know si pregnant XD

I passed off reality checking, because I'm 17, but entered a club that required you to be 21. There was a security guard, and everything, but it didn't phase me at all. Bad luck, I 'spose.

Last night I dreamed I was at some sort of summer camp with my brother. We were driving around on a bus and the counselor people were letting my brother drive the bus. He's 11. So I said to them, "Um, I really don't think you should be letting him drive. He's only 11 years old!" They said, "OK, you drive then." I'm 13.

There was a weird shaped ghost. I took this as normal, and walked off.

I was surfing the internet and I found a webpage offering lucid classes.

Another time in my dream, me and a freind were storming this industrial complex; (Weird, but if I became lucid because of my weird dreams I would be lucid every night and after capping a few dozen people with my assault rifle, I checked the clip and it was still full of bullets! But I decided that this gun must put new bullets in the cartriges and put them back into the clip after you fire them, so I didn't become lucid.

I seem to have alot of dreams where I just keep ignoring all the signs around me that SHOULD make me realize i'm dreaming. Oh well, I guess I shouldn't beat myself up over it too much since I've just begun the whole process of mastering lucidity


Anyway. The most annoying dream would be the one where I was being tortured.. I was put through all kinds of weird stuff. Like being strapped to a bench and having a huge plank with needles lowered down on me.

Throughout this whole dream I wasn't afraid at all. I felt pain from the torture, but I kept telling myself "Meh, this is obviously a dream. Sure, it stings a bit, but it won't hurt me"... I mean seriously. I could've ended it RIGHT there. But I went along for the ride anyway



EDIT: Actually now that I think of it, I DIDN'T feel pain. I only felt a sort of pressure, from the needles and stuff as they poked at me. I guess that's what made me think it was a dream.

I once had a dream in which a human-sized squirrel was shopping in the supermarket. "She" and I ended up getting into an argument at the checkout lane. The only part of the incident that I thought was odd was how mad she was getting at me...

I had a dream that I woke up and my friend from school was standing beside my bed with a lunch tray, and the next second I was standing beside him with a tray saying "I'm sorry we don't have as many seats as the cafe"

Oh my GOD! Last night I had a dream I was at work and I started staring at this red sticky pad. I say to myself in the dream "I'm going to start doing a reality check whenever I look at the red sticky pad". ... It would have been nice actually doing a reality check THEN !!!

I did a classic last night.

My friend offered me a cigarette, so I said, "OK, but I might not finish it, I don't have long to dream."

Not lucid!

So I have been meaning to ask my classmate if he has Lucid Dreams because he mentioned it a long time ago, I ended up asking him, IN MY DREAM!

Nothing else, I have missed things like people morphing.