Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I once did the nose pinch RC and was able to breathe, I simply assumed that I was doing it wrong despite doing it several times.

The other night i was just smoking a joint sitting in the car with my parents... this didn't occur to me as odd. i'm strange when i'm asleep

A new one from last night: I knew the police were going to show up. Right after that, there was a police officer knocking on the door. I wondered how I could know they were coming. But I reasoned that it must be part of some plot that my roommate and I had cooked up and didn't give it another thought.

Just last night I was in my house with this woman. We were talking and ended up going up stairs. I had an idea of what was coming and since it's one of my DSs I looked at my hands as a reality check. There was nothing different/strange about them so I went about. A minute later I woke up Should've done another one just to be sure.

Pulling hundreds out of my wallet, this was normal, but When I started pulling two dollar bills out that still had the Seal of the all seeing eye and Pyramid I should have known something was up.

The fact that there was a water park in my back garden i have no idea how i didn't become lucid!

Teaching a group of people about lucid dreaming. While hiking on a trail that I've never seen before in the middle of nowhere.

*sigh*

I dreamt my wife didn't want to borrow any money for shopping

Originally Posted by Reza21

I dreamt my wife didn't want to borrow any money for shopping

LMAO!

A day or two ago I actually RC'd in my dream (which hasn't happened before, I think) and it didn't work.. my finger wouldn't go through my palm.. I just went on with the dream without knowing.

Earlier I had a dream that I was looking out through my back window, and my yard was covered in snow. At first I assumed it was winter break and that school was coming up, but then it occurred to me that it was the middle of the summer.

"Wow, strange weather we're having."

Just last night I had a dream where one of the giants from Majora's Mask came up to me and told me I was dreaming. I was like, "Oh, yeah, yeah, of course." And as soon as he left, "Alright, now let's go get that ghost out of my room."

last night i had one where i was remixing something on my laptop, and it had a needle like a record deck which was jumping around all over the place to each bit of cut up sample. still rationalised it somehow. and also had one where the plants in my garden had all suddenly run to seed because it had been to dry or them, despite it currently being monsoon season here in reality

Originally Posted by TheSpiderSilva

"Woke up" on my roof naked this morning, thought to myself "huh, it's cold out here today", and went back to sleep.

haha ive done very similar. naked or maybe in a speedo

Standing talking to a zookeeper in his underwear. That didn't occur to me as weird.

*sigh*

I was swimming in an ocean. I live in a land locked state. >.<

Telling Hopsin about my dream, when we never kick it together, and I had the dream just seconds before.

1) Wondering around in a city which I knew was in England, perplexed as to why I did not know how I got there, where I was, and why I kept meeting random people on the street that I knew,
2) Laying on a beach, at my grandma's beach house which I only go to the summer (I had this in april) wondering what I was doing there and reaching the conclusion that I was on vacation.
3) Listening to a Rihanna song I never heard before on the radio which had the lyrics "...DREAMS...." and thinking it was about materialism.
4) Being actually told I was in a dream.

I kissed a girl and thought how nice it was even thou it wasen't real life. Didn't get lucid..

I ate dinner with a family I didn't know and that my family didn't inform me of and we ate pie that was delicious. I went outside and thought how weird is it I don't know who these people are or how I got here. So I check my hands, look at the landscape and double check words and clocks, but all checks out. So I said to myself, huh I guess I am just tired from the long week. Beat myself up when I woke up and need to find new reality checks...........

There was this road going through the middle of a building I was in... and it seemed perfectly normal to me, even though I had to watch out for traffic (one or two cars did actually go by).

A talking tapir.... didn't get lucid.

Started planning how I would indice a lucid dream that night, on a 1980s Arcade Machine that was in a Chinese language in the middle of a weird festival with a bunch of my friends and we were all about 10 years younger than we are now.

D'oh.

once I was strolling around in a dream looking for dream signs, and couldn't find any, and the fact that I was thinking I might have been in a dream but i didn't get lucid really pisses me off >