Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

I few nights ago, I had, not only multiple piercings in my ears, but gaping hole-puncher holes. Now, I don't have a single piercing on my body. I did find it strange, and IRL I would never get a piercing. Such a wasted opportunity.

Last night I did a nose reality check and completely ignored it. The dream faded away a few seconds later.

Once i woke up I knew I had to post this in this thread.

I spent my non lucid last night explaining what lucid dreaming was to a DC, but decided to skip explaining and giving a tuturial on reality checking. If I only showed him my reality check .... ARGH!

I had a dream that I was standing on a ledge on the side of a building and along the ledge were four windows. They were all open, and a women was inside the building, she told me that if I came inside I could have a lucid dream, but every time I tried to clime in she would close the window on me and would always just beat me to next one.
When I woke up I kicked myself because I was already lucid, I just hadn't realized it!

I was having a dream that I was in class and I did a nose reality check. For some reason it didn't work, but my dream self kept saying "but this seems so much like a dream" but I didn't want to risk anything being in class and all.
Stupid dream self

I was going from LD to LD with short pauses inbetween where I was just kinda aware but relaxed in the dark... each LD introduced a difference scene with plot elements and DC's carried over from the previous LD's.. some of the scenes I got involved in, others didn't look so interesting so I'd just close my dream eyes and go back to relaxing in the dark, finally opening my eyes in bed, getting up, doing my rounds and going back to bed.

Yep.. I never really did my rounds. Stupid false awakening. I didn't even see it coming, and I know better!

Something happened and i said "Dont worry this is just a dream"

I had a dream where i was flapping my arms like a bird to get ontop of a building so me and my mates could break in. My friends didnt know how to get up so i told them just flap ya arms realy fast


One time i walked into my bedroom and my teddybear was sitting on my bed, i said to him "oh hallo harry" and the bear replied "im going to kill you" the bear had a tail and on the tip of it it was glowing blue and he was aiming it at me with a real evil look on his face.

i was talking to a floating fish that was trying to kill my dog... lmao... and then persuaded it to help my find my way out.

Lol, i had a dream where me and a classmate (a lion?) snuck aboard a train, where all these dark cloacked ppl went in. the train suddenly changed into a plane and we all recived 1 watergun.
The plane landed and turned into a train again. we were in Dreamland which looked like it was going through a war. of course the waterguns became useable since it was in dreamland. i never really noticed it was a dream

Just the fact that I had super powers in a dream then commenting that I'd rather have the powers shown in the film "Jumper" -.-

i had breasts

Either I can read in dreams or I am really stupid.

I was at the end of a dream involving a j-rock band, chris tucker, a musical, a doorman, and a giant sandbox that was supposed to be a lake. Me and my friend were being taught English (we're American -_-*) by this Japanese lady, and everytime she told us to say apple we'd say the japanese word 'ringo'. There was a textbook in front of us. I looked at it and saw one thing. I turned and look back and it was a totally different page. I thought, "Hnn, who changed my book when I wasn't looking?"

-_-*

I was sitting around a table in my backyard with a few of my friends and my dad. We were all taking bong loads and passing it around watching a Jimi Hendrix video. My friend asks my dad if he wants a load, and my dad says yes. This didn't seem strange to me even though my dad is a cop and I would never smoke around him, and he would never smoke. I was kicking myself for not recognizing the signs when I woke up.

Originally Posted by newbie101

i had breasts

I'm assuming you're a guy?
And did you get distracted by said breasts?

I had one just last night where I turned invisible... but I thought it was normal because a scientist gave me an invisible balloon. Weird, I know, lol.

I was typing on my laptop (in a dream) when I commented: "hmm, I'm typing properly; can never usually do that in a dream."

Well, you can guess whether I took that hint or not -.-

(p.s. I've finally hit my 300 mark o.o)

I dreamt, that i was talking with a upperclassman about lucid dreams, and asked what his flying style was like. (I thought i was real smart, couse i suspected it to be a dream, and if he flew, it would be a good RC.) He just said "like this" and bent down in his knees, and as he set off, a voice in my head said "of course he's not gonna fly", and it just ended like a jump. Then he said " heh... of course i can't fly irl, but i can show you my ultimate death punch, i use on DC's, it's called "Beehive Honey Well"" and as he said that, he summoned a cow and a bucket, filled the bucket with milk, the summend a beehive, and tossed it down the bucket, and then tossed the bucket, as the killing projectile. I felt SOOO stupid when i woke up. :s

Last night, I was having a dream that I was in a classroom at school and we were all having a conversation about lucid dreaming. I was with my friend and the teacher asked us all to say something about our lucid experiences. I didn't really know what to say, I explained something about my lucid experiences but I forget what I said now.

Then I thought about doing a reality check to show the class what to do if you're in a dream, but I changed my mind, doh!

Then later on I was at home telling my mum how all the class knew about lucid dreaming and that they all did it.

I was so annoyed I missed becoming lucid!

i think Ld's r great fun i only had 1 lol

I remember that I saw my friend (in a dream) in Pennsylvania, but I live in California. My friend had not seen me, so the first thing i thought was that when I get back home, Im going to tell her I had seen her.
Later on in my dream, I was in a pool, and the friend I had seen before happened to be there too. Somehow I realized that the time I had seen her before was a dream, and I thought I had already woken up. So I told her "Guess what? In my dream last night, I saw you, but you didnt see me!" (This was in my dream) So basically I had a dream in a dream. I feel so stupid for not realizing that I was dreaming.

I once tried to WILD in a bus stop. In the same dream I did a nose reality check and i could breathe but all I thought was: Wow, that's cool. In this same dream I was female and I still didn't notice. In fact it's all right here. http://www.dreamviews.com/community/showthread.php?t=53801

plug pwns you all

All my dreams because they are generally wicked sick and just awfully unnormal. This night I dreamt that I was a bomb which was to be shot to Iraq at extremely rapid speed, but I kept worrying that the acceleration would destroy me.

I remember, the other night, I was having a dream. A little girl came up to me. I asked her "Did you know that this could be a dream?" She said "Yes". I said "I can fly right now, but since it's not a dream I can't."