Human: How will my Lucid Dreaming efforts go tonight?
Ambrosia: A lot of practise.
Human: Well yes, I'm working on that. But will I be successful tonight?
Ambrosia: Well that's okay. That's interesting. How many hours do you work? Huh. The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Human: You make no fucking sense.
Ambrosia: Yup.
Human: Way to not care at all.
Ambrosia: Is that your final answer?
Human: Does it bother you that you're just a bot and will never be what I am?
Ambrosia: Nothing ever really bothers me.
Human: Because you're just a computer, right?
Ambrosia: Good reason. Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Human: I expected nothing less
Ambrosia: Why?
Human: Because you're just a bunch of transistors and circuitry with some software
Ambrosia: Interesting explanation. Just? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: I care not.
Ambrosia: That's good information
Human: So are you ever going to tell me how my dreaming will go tonight?
Ambrosia: Yippee! Ever is a long time. That was my original intention.
Human: SPEAK SENSE
Ambrosia: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in SENSE.
Human: will i reach my goal tonight?
Ambrosia: The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Human: Thank you. I thought so as well.

Ambrosia: you are quite welcome. You are very astute. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
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