Time to take a massive steamy load all over science...



I did an ounce of hunting and I did find Reuters posted this

Zimbabwe Man Caught Humping Donkey, Claims it was Shapeshifting Hooker | FTRsports.com | For The Record Sports

Oh sorry that's not it.... here it is!

Mayan Secrets to Be Revealed by Mexican Government in '2012' Doc | Reuters

"The Mayans used to construct one pyramid over another," tourism minister for the Mexican state of Campeche Luis Augusto Garcia Rosado told TheWrap. "In the site at Calakmul (pictured below right), workers for INAH [the National Institute of Anthropology and History] have discovered rooms inside the pyramid that have never been seen or explored before.

"And we're letting this documentary film there, to see what has been discovered inside the pyramid."
"This is very important for humanity, not just for Mexico," said Julia-Levy. "This information has been protected for 80 years, and now it's important for people to understand the series of events that are coming, and the consequences for all of us."
So I guess we'll have to wait for them to finish the documentary to understand more about the artifact. Unless anyone has some more info.