In one of my dreams, I got to sing a duet with Paul Simon (off stage), and I got his autograph. I made sure to address him as "Mr. Simon" out of respect.

Then in another nonlucid, I was at Bruce Willis's house, but he was a vampire. And he would throw these great vampire parties that lasted all night long, and they would have these wild orgies. Well I was human, but I was also Bruce's girlfriend. He had one young vampire mistress that I guess I didn't mind all that much. I remember the 3 of us would even sleep in the same bed together, no big deal. Anyway, once the sun started to come up, that meant party time was over. So Bruce and I would go through the entire house, and systematically draw the special blinds down to block the sunlight. One of the blinds I was trying to pull down kept coming back up partway, so I asked Bruce to hand me a heavy glass bottle from the fireplace mantel to weigh it down. Then we all went up stairs to bed to nap in the early morning gloom. I remember is curling up next to Bruce in the bed, and then his little vampire mistress got even closer to him, and laid her head on his chest. She was pretty, with fiery red hair. I had this feeling like I didn't want to be intrusive, so I rolled over. But Bruce pulled me back to him. I watched as he very neatly stacked some items on the headboard of the bed. I remember thinking to myself how cute it was that vampires are so obsessive compulsive about the little details. When the sun went down, it was time for me to go (where I don't know). As I was leaving, another one of Bruce's "women" came to give me a hug and kiss goodbye. Then she went for my neck. It didn't feel like she was biting me, more like giving me a really powerful hickey. But I believed that she was going to turn me. Then I heard Bruce come in the room and start laughing. She broke the embrace, and turned away all embarrassed. I looked in the mirror, and I could see 2 tiny puncture wounds, but they barely broke the skin. Bruce said to her "Hahaaaaa, I knew you didn't have it in you to turn her." Then I woke up.