I had a dream where I put Hitler into a Tardis-like object. He was strapped inside this Tardis-esque container with the door closed. I pressed a button on the outside. The button made the Tardis discharge tons of deadly radiation. As soon as I pushed the button though, I also pressed the lit butt of a cigarette to the button. The Tardis exploded.

Then I had the same dream, but with a different outcome. The second time the Tardis did not explode when I pressed the lit cigarette to the button. Radiation leaked out of the Tardis to the surrounding areas as well. This made it easier for doctors to read my sister's chest X-Ray. One exclaimed, "She has four corduroys in her heart!" Corduroy = tumor. Everyone else got radiation sickness.