-A woman bursts into the bathroom I'm in crying because she only has one eye. I make a joke about depth perception being important and help her around.

-My roommate scores a huge stash of goodies.

-Animated Mushroom clouds make me Lucid. I try to leave the house through the door but it's stuck. I ask my cat If he can help me get out, but he's no help. Tried to teleport out and that failed too