-I'm being followed around and tormented by an extremely annoying little girl
-I'm going to visit the Dean of my University, who happens to be John McCain. His receptionist has a terrible attitude
-I'm at some kind of Zoo and watch a Giant snake fight a Dune worm looking creature.
-Walking down the street with my girlfriend, we walk by a nude lady hanging out in front of her window.
- Driving with my roommate, he falls asleep at the wheel.