The Slightly Sillier Adventures Of A Guy With Shades

**Snowboy** · 11-07-2010 01:54 PM

Originally Posted by spockman

Guys this was totally a Star Trek episode the controls of the ships defelctor are actually music notes, that is how we can control the direction of the meteor start singing random keys

Ha, that's a funny idea!

I doubt that would work. There's a bunch of levers and buttons and computers and stuff.

**Snowboy** · 11-07-2010 06:44 PM

So... what's taking so long?

**Super Duck** · 11-08-2010 07:39 PM

Haha, oh man. I'm email subscribed to this thread but I didn't realise it only sends one and then no more until I sign into DV, even if there are more posts. I thought only one post had been made and I was waiting for more suggestions. That'll teach me to rely on my inbox instead of good old fashioned VISITING THE SITE.

I'll do the next post right now

**HeavySleeper** · 11-08-2010 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Super Duck

Haha, oh man. I'm email subscribed to this thread but I didn't realise it only sends one and then no more until I sign into DV, even if there are more posts. I thought only one post had been made and I was waiting for more suggestions. That'll teach me to rely on my inbox instead of good old fashioned VISITING THE SITE.

Damn our lazy modern ways!!!

**Super Duck** · 11-08-2010 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Snowboy

After he does a roundhouse kick to the face to all of them, I want to see what's up with that guy in the background in the back room. He looks a bit suspicious not coming after us...

Not the most graceful but I managed.

Right, now I'll see to this guy.

"Hey! You'd better tell me what you're doing here and why you didn't run over to me like the others, or I'll kick you into next Tuesday."

**Snowboy** · 11-08-2010 09:05 PM

Ha, why did you leave off?

**Supernova** · 11-08-2010 09:37 PM

A cliffhanger!

And also, I love how shades guy just happens to conveniently have awesome martial arts skills

**Super Duck** · 11-08-2010 10:26 PM

Lol. I don't know why I did that, actually. It's not like you can expand any further on what he's already said. Haha, my bad.

"Don't hurt me! I'm guarding this pod which contains controls for the cargo hold. There must always be somebody here on duty, so I didn't approach you."

**Snowboy** · 11-08-2010 10:35 PM

The goody-two-shoes of the group!

Beat the crap out of him and go down the pod!

**HeavySleeper** · 11-08-2010 10:37 PM

Pretend you have a ball and pretend to throw it across the room. When he runs off to fetch it, run into the pod and take a look at the controls.

**Snowboy** · 11-08-2010 10:38 PM

Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper

Pretend you have a ball and pretend to throw it across the room. When he runs off to fetch it, run into the pod and take a look at the controls.

Ha, seriously? That'd be funny if you could actually do that!

**smurfman** · 11-09-2010 12:48 AM

i say we bring him throught the pod to show us whats on the other side.

**Supernova** · 11-09-2010 01:24 AM

He knows how the controls work, we must have him drop the meteor. Persuade him with threat of force if necesary.

**Snowboy** · 11-09-2010 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by Supernova

He knows how the controls work, we must have him drop the meteor. Persuade him with threat of force if necesary.

OK, that sounds better than my idea. Let's do that!

**HeavySleeper** · 11-09-2010 03:32 AM

Originally Posted by Supernova

He knows how the controls work, we must have him drop the meteor. Persuade him with threat of force if necesary.

I also agree with this.

**Clyde Machine** · 11-09-2010 06:22 AM

Originally Posted by Supernova

He knows how the controls work, we must have him drop the meteor. Persuade him with threat of force if necesary.

Thirded.

**Super Duck** · 11-09-2010 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by smurfman

i say we bring him throught the pod to show us whats on the other side.

"Come on. We're going in there, unless you want the karate-beating of a lifetime."

"These are the controls for dumping objects from the cargo hold."
"Are we well within Earth's gravitational field?"
"Yes sir. Why?"

Originally Posted by Supernova

He knows how the controls work, we must have him drop the meteor. Persuade him with threat of force if necesary.

"Dump the meteor, right now!"
"But, sir! That's against regulations! It would make our whole mission pointless! I couldn't possi-..."
"DO IT OR FEEL THE FULL MIGHT OF MY RIGHT FOOT!"
"Y-Yes, sir."

*BLOOP BLEEP BLERP*

Hooray!

**HeavySleeper** · 11-09-2010 05:15 PM

Get to the window and watch it fall! I want to see the impact.

**Clyde Machine** · 11-09-2010 06:34 PM

I wanna watch what happens! Tell the Silverman he did the right thing for the future of many races of peoples.

**Supernova** · 11-09-2010 08:56 PM

Yes, reinforce the silver man's self esteem. Seeing it hit would be neat, but we don'thave to.

Also ROFL, there's an ad for Oakleys on this page

**Snowboy** · 11-09-2010 09:31 PM

I wanna see the impact! That'll look so cool!

I also agree with Clyde. Tell him he did a good deed for the future Earthlings.

BTW, what face is that under the mask? It looks a bit funny with the helmet.

**spockman** · 11-09-2010 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by Snowboy

I wanna see the impact! That'll look so cool!

I also agree with Clyde. Tell him he did a good deed for the future Earthlings.

BTW, what face is that under the mask? It looks a bit funny with the helmet.

Remove the mask and the face you see will be that of your own...

**smurfman** · 11-10-2010 04:21 AM

ask the guy how to get back to the ship!

also i want to see the meteor crash it would be cool!

**Super Duck** · 11-11-2010 12:05 AM

In case you were getting worried again, I've been trying to make a decent-looking impact for most of the day, on and off. I'll continue soon, and I'll settle for something ugly-looking if it's still taking me ages.

**Snowboy** · 11-11-2010 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by Super Duck

In case you were getting worried again, I've been trying to make a decent-looking impact for most of the day, on and off. I'll continue soon, and I'll settle for something ugly-looking if it's still taking me ages.

OK, thanks for the update!