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    1. 08-03-2011 08:08 PM #1
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      post your paradox question

      there`s this show Brainiac and they do it all the time, like

      Quote Originally Posted by Brainiac on TV
      If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stick to the frying pan?

      I`ll go first
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    2. 08-03-2011 08:09 PM #2
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      Can pigs sing, while they fly???
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      [ ] - turn into Chuck Norris,kick Justin Bieber into a large pit, while shouting "shut the f*ck uuuuuuuuuupppp"
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    3. 08-03-2011 08:19 PM #3
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      Is your avatar of Harry Potter or Captain Jack Sparrow?

      Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Omnis Dei View Post
      Is your avatar of Harry Potter or Captain Jack Sparrow?
      ummm ... Harry Sparrow???

      why sooo curioouuussssssssssss???
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    5. 08-03-2011 08:27 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by hpnfreak View Post
      ummm ... Harry Sparrow???

      why sooo curioouuussssssssssss???
      Impossible. That much gay would implode in on itself. This paradox must be solved!
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    6. 08-03-2011 08:28 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Omnis Dei View Post
      Impossible. That much gay would implode in on itself. This paradox must be solved!
      well what if I add some Justin Bieber too?
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    7. 08-03-2011 08:35 PM #7
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      Paradox: This thread is for posting paradoxes ... which aren't actually paradoxes.
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    8. 08-03-2011 08:39 PM #8
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    9. 08-03-2011 08:40 PM #9
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      Quote Originally Posted by Dianeva View Post
      Paradox: This thread is for posting paradoxes ... which aren't actually paradoxes.
      Quote Originally Posted by Harry Sparrow on romulan ale
      but if you think to much of the question not being paradoxes, while the title clearly states they are, and the questions have no meaning or such ... doesn`t that mean it`s a paradox???
      Last edited by hpnfreak; 08-04-2011 at 06:39 AM.
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    11. 08-04-2011 06:39 AM #11
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      Can a paranoid believe his own hallucinations?
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      Quote Originally Posted by hpnfreak View Post
      Can a paranoid believe his own hallucinations?
      What.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Seroquel View Post
      What.
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      The REAL question is... do a paranoid's hallucinations believe in HIM?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Darkmatters View Post
      The REAL question is... do a paranoid's hallucinations believe in HIM?
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      Damn I got a Chuck Norris!! Wait... that's .. good, right?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Darkmatters View Post
      Damn I got a Chuck Norris!! Wait... that's .. good, right?


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      You speak in riddles sir! But I suppose these are - pictorial paradeeces (plural of paradox?)
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      Quote Originally Posted by Darkmatters View Post
      You speak in riddles sir! But I suppose these are - pictorial paradeeces (plural of paradox?)
      ummmm

      particles are made of quarks and those are made of 21 dimensional strings

      so I am trying to be funny in multiple universes at the same time
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      Well it worked this time anyway! Some of them seem to maybe hit on another dimension...
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      what is this i dont even....

      anyways does a set of all sets contain itself?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Solarflare View Post
      what is this i dont even....

      anyways does a set of all sets contain itself?
      yep

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_set
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      If a well determined object/thing is immersed in a environmet that is perfectly chaotic (completely random), this the object become chaotic itself or does it reverse the chaos?
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      Both silly

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergence

      If a hat is designed to be worn backward and one wears it forward, are they really wearing it backward?
      Last edited by Omnis Dei; 08-04-2011 at 08:34 PM.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Omnis Dei View Post
      If a hat is designed to be worn backward and one wears it forward, are they really wearing it backward?
      if the hat talks and you are in Hoghwarts, than yes

      so it`s not a paradox
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