Thread: If You Value Your Life...Do Not...

Another one: Make sure that when you cross the street, the blinking hand says ten, not zero.

I accidentally made that mistake yesterday. ._.

If you are playing fetch with a dog, don't try to break a stick in half in front of your junk...

If your friends are messing around with a paintball gun, don't take a piss on the side of the road... they will start shooting at you with your junk in your hand, and the index finger of the hand holding your junk will get shot giving you a near death experience

If you are playing tennis and are losing balance going for the ball, don't decide to swing for it anyways... you will hit yourself in the junk

If your cat is in the room and you are in bed, don't scratch your junk... the cat will see the sheets moving and pounce

think that's about it.

This isn't the right thread, but...
There's no need to refuse to swim after eating. It's a myth that there's any reason you shouldn't.

Originally Posted by Snowboy

Another one: Make sure that when you cross the street, the blinking hand says ten, not zero.

I accidentally made that mistake yesterday. ._.

I read this 4 times in 3 different ways and I still don't understand it.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

If You Value Your Life...Do Not...

Send airplanes into American skyscrapers.

post shit about osama everywhere.

Never leave a full pot of coffee in the coffee maker and go away for a week. I didn't think coffee molded. I swear the thing living in there was a few days from growing legs, climbing out of the pot and assaulting someone.

Originally Posted by tommo

I read this 4 times in 3 different ways and I still don't understand it.

lol...there are digital boxes now where the "walk" "dont walk" signs are that serve as "count downs" to let you know how much time you have until the light turns red or green. I have trouble seeing the numbers on them properly as well, and I always think it says 1 or 2 seconds when it's really 10 or 12 seconds until the light turns. I don't know the person called it a "hand" though...maybe where they live they're shaped like...uh...hands?

Originally Posted by khh

Send airplanes into American skyscrapers.

You're from Norway what do you care? lol

Originally Posted by Aquanina

You're from Norway what do you care? lol

I don't, really, but it was the first opportunity I've had to post in this thread. I've been intending to for a long time, but sadly I don't seem to make deadly mistakes on a daily basis.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

lol...there are digital boxes now where the "walk" "dont walk" signs are that serve as "count downs" to let you know how much time you have until the light turns red or green. I have trouble seeing the numbers on them properly as well, and I always think it says 1 or 2 seconds when it's really 10 or 12 seconds until the light turns. I don't know the person called it a "hand" though...maybe where they live they're shaped like...uh...hands?

Interesting. We find that a simple red or green man suffices. If it goes red while you're walking, people generally don't run you over.

Don't get drunk with Russians who recently came to x country from Russia coz they have no regard for rules, nor do they care about getting in trouble with the law. At all.

haha they're crazy I've heard. My mate (he bullshits a fair bit btw but....) met some Russians who came in to his bottle shop and wanted to swap some weed for alcohol. They just plainly did it without care for who saw lol
He caught up with them later and they were doing Cocaine lol
I don't know whether to believe the story, but if it's true, it's quite funny lol
They seem like a funny bunch of people.

The catch is they are the most fun to get drunk with/party with.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

I don't know the person called it a "hand" though...maybe where they live they're shaped like...uh...hands?

Yeah. They're shaped like hands over here.

Originally Posted by Aquanina

If You Value Your Life...Do Not...

(males only)
Cover a bean burrito in insanely hot sauce and then use the restroom with the same hand you used to eat it with. My genitalia was on fire for a good 30minutes last night.

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

(males only)
Cover a bean burrito in insanely hot sauce and then use the restroom with the same hand you used to eat it with. My genitalia was on fire for a good 30minutes last night.

Well, that's nice.

Originally Posted by spockman

Well, that's nice.

No, not at all.

Dont ever think about meaning of life.

Originally Posted by infisek

Dont ever think about meaning of life.

Are you implying that realizing that your life has no meaning, and therefore the only logical way to live is to simply enjoy the ride, would make one suicidal????

It definitely can, if you don't think it through to the part where you realise you should just enjoy it.
Like many people.