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[Solarflare]

Share any funny, interesting, awesome, quirky, demented TRUE here. They could be about science, math, yourself, or anything else you can pick up from your mind. You can also post links to online articles. This happened years ago The man drove through the roads, drunk as shits on crack. The police desperately after him as he drove more wildly and viciously swaying onto different lanes and crap. While he was driving, he conjured a plan to make the police think he wasn't drunk as shits on crack. He striped himself of his underwear... and attempted to eat it. Did he eat it... I don't know..... but what happened to him? He got into shits with the law eh, i have another one. My friend said he has the perfect religion for me. I trotted away laughing almost into tears NOW GIVE US YOUR STORIES!

[Artelis]

I have the perfect religion for you.

[Solarflare]

that made me laugh

[Zhaylin]

I thought I'd never be able to contribute to this thread, but here's something: At 3:40-ish, I left to meet my daughter in town to give her some money she had earned. Along the way, I was passed by about 4 police vehicles (one unmarked) with lights and sirens blazing. They were heading in the direction of my house, but the interstate is also in that direction. I wondered what the hubbub was about then forgot all about it. I dropped off my daughters money, went grocery shopping, stopped at Sheetz for a Soda and smokes, then headed home. I couldn't get down the driveway. All the cops were leaving my property. I started to light up a smoke as I let them pass, but one insisted I squeeze in next to him and we talked. I was thinking I was about to be arrested for my children's truancy Turns out, the cops are looking for some guy- an adult with dark hair and a beard. He repeated, several times, that they heard he was going to be at the trailer. I confirmed *I* live in the trailer with my 4 kids, well 3 because my one daughter is at a facility. But I repeated that I had no idea who the guy was (and I don't). It was very obvious that he didn't believe me. I apologized for the confusion, asked if I could contact anyone if I learned anything ("911"- gee, how nice). I have a feeling they'll be back, so now we have to clean the house. How very strange lol

[Solarflare]

keep em coming XD

[Erii]

This is just some creepy story that happened to me and my friend when we were like 12 in my dads neighborhood, there is a creek at the end of the street, we went to go exploring in there, which I have explored it many many times since I live by it we walked to the right of the "entrance" which is sorta hard because there isn't a lot of stones and the water is a lot deeper (usually I would go to the left) and we got quite a ways away, and we saw a bridge, a fail broken bridge. there were some house we would see occasionally to either side of us. We looked up to one of the houses on the right, there was a yard separated us from the creek, there was s fenced in yard with 2 barking crazy dogs...we saw a window towards the top of the house, and a man was in it with a gun pointing at us. We knew it was a gun. As we were walking he was tracing it following where we were walking... we started running like hell back, it took about 10 mins to get back to the beginning of the creek, we also fell in the water in our mad dash back home xD it was scary I tell you

[Arra]

The biggest story of my life would probably be when I met my boyfriend in real life for the first time. But that epicness was more internal, probably not that exciting to other people, and it's too personal to explain anyway. Come to think of it, I have a few interesting stories I could tell. I'll just write one now, a bad one. It's a bit gruesome, so be warned. I haven't gone over this and edited it, so this isn't the extent of my writing abilities. When my brother smoked a lot of pot, he used to get very bad mood swings while off of it. He would get angry easily and throw things and yell at people. At this time, he was about 16 and I was 18. One night, I was upstairs on my computer, talking on MSN. I heard an argument begin to erupt downstairs as voices were raised. A few moments later, I heard the sound of glass breaking, a moment of silence, and then my brother yelling with this urgency that told me something was very wrong, "Oh my god, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!" I heard my mom say "what?" and a few seconds later she screamed. I sat, paralyzed, terrified, as the commotion downstairs built up. For some reason I was picturing that he was dying, that something terrible had happened, that he was impaled or stabbed himself or something. My mom yelled my name and told me to "get one of dad's ties from upstairs." I still had no idea what was going on or why she would need a tie, but rushed to do this, heart pounding. I had no idea where my dad's ties were, and went through drawers, unable to find them. I yelled to my mom that I couldn't find them. She told me to get one of dad's shirts instead, so I grabbed the first shirt I could find and tossed it downstairs to where they were. She had also told me to call the cops, so I had picked up the phone and tried to dial, but realized my dad was already on the phone with them. As I approached the stair railing, I could see drops of blood on the walls, high up. This increased my fear and I was sure he must be dying. It felt surreal, like it couldn’t be happening and I didn’t want it to be happening. I got downstairs and saw that the source of the problem was his wrist. My mom was tending to my brother, who was leaning against the wall. She had the shirt wrapped around his arm, and it was soaked in blood. I was told that he had punched through an interior glass door, and while withdrawing his hand, cut his wrist. He feared that he was going to die, and kept saying "I don't want to die" to my mom. My mom assured him that he'd be fine. (Later, she confessed that she was fearing for his life). He complained that his hand felt numb, that he couldn’t feel it. Soon, the ambulance got there and took the three of them away. I stayed at home, walking around the wreckage, with shattered glass and blood everywhere. It really was everywhere. A large amount of it on the floor where he had been standing, blood smeared where he and my mom had been leaning against the wall, and drops of blood scattered on the walls at surprising heights. (I make it sound like more blood than it was. The blood was mostly smeared, there were not really any ‘puddles’ of it. It probably wouldn’t have been that great in volume.) The floor and walls of the house were white, so it was quite a contrast. He had severed a main artery (obviously) and 14 tendons, so he could not move his right hand at all. He immediately underwent surgery, and now he's fine. He had to go to physical therapy, as the nerves gradually reassigned themselves to parts of his brain so that he could move his hand again. He gained full function of his hand in about a year. I later found out that the argument had been over something stupid. My dad had been unmatting my dog's hair with a sharp dog comb, and had refused my brother to try using it on the dog when he asked because my dad didn't want him handling the sharp object around the dog. (Kind of ironic, actually.) From then on, my brother's rages continued, and were even increased because of the frustration he was under at not being able to use his right hand. My mom and I, and my dad to a lesser extent, were traumatized. Every time he broke out into a rage and started throwing things, my heart would pound and I'd fear, irrationally, that he would get hurt again or cause some other destruction. It wasn't a conscious, rational fear. I realized that it was a one-time thing that wasn't likely to happen again, but still felt intense fear. My mom expressed similar feelings. I think she was a lot worse. She feared anything made of glass for a long time after that. Even now, I still feel a lot more fear than I would have before that event in response to people going into rages.

[Philosopher8659]

I once went into a kitichen, I made, and microwaved a jar of fudge and put it on my ice cream. My, now ex, asked how I did that, and I told her I used the microwave. She went into the kitchen and put the fudge on the icecream and put them both in the microwave. I swear, she invented microwave ice cream. Some time later, someon brought one of those microwave milkshakes to work and let it set out till lunch time. They put it in the microwave and could not figure why it did not get colder. . I think he must have been related to my ex wife.

[Solarflare]

LOLZ these are funny/ weird/ very creepy (the gun one ) Anyways this happened 20 minutes ago. I was reading a book in little light (one lamp) and i was at a 'scary or dark' part of it. then i hear a rattle on my window and I'm like WTF! It gets louder and louder. I was scared outta my mind even tho it was the second floor window overlooking the backyard. -.- Then i see a shadow behind my blinds and i'm like HOLY FUCK and my heart is beating and im sweating and shit. Then some tumbleweed passes through my window........... -.-

[LikesToTrip]

I haven't rolled a blunt in months. But I just rolled the most amazing dank blunt evar. Happy 420!

[Solarflare]

This is just some creepy story that happened to me and my friend when we were like 12 in my dads neighborhood, there is a creek at the end of the street, we went to go exploring in there, which I have explored it many many times since I live by it we walked to the right of the "entrance" which is sorta hard because there isn't a lot of stones and the water is a lot deeper (usually I would go to the left) and we got quite a ways away, and we saw a bridge, a fail broken bridge. there were some house we would see occasionally to either side of us. We looked up to one of the houses on the right, there was a yard separated us from the creek, there was s fenced in yard with 2 barking crazy dogs...we saw a window towards the top of the house, and a man was in it with a gun pointing at us. We knew it was a gun. As we were walking he was tracing it following where we were walking... we started running like hell back, it took about 10 mins to get back to the beginning of the creek, we also fell in the water in our mad dash back home xD it was scary I tell you PFFFFFT america

[Erii]

PFFFFFT america Pffffft irony of how you got mad when someone insulted Canada

[Solarflare]

but Canada is ya'know.... GOOD

[saltyseedog]

I have mannnny stories When I was 8 I got in crazy car wreck wear our car flipped four times and landed upside down. I unbuckled and landed on broken glass and crawled out. I actually put my seat belt on 30 seconds before we got in the crash. Today I died. I was really high after smoking a couple grams of dank bud and hash. I felt the energy come out of the top of my head and I fell backwards. then I came back. I had a lot of shit with the cops but not really interesting enough for stories I think. Some kid got shot by cholos around the corner from my old house a month after we moved out. i got hit by a car skating down a big hill holding a surf board a few months ago and got really messed up. I almost drowned surfing 14 foot waves getting caught on the inside once Once I was in mexico lighting off fire works and we lit an m80 and our friends dog ran up and started chewing on it and right before it went off the spit from the dog put out the fuse. When I was 5 I was with my friend in my room in our apartment showing him my skate board. I gigantic lightning bolt came through the window shooting into the wall but was completely silent not making any noise. we freaked out and ran to tell our parents but they never believed us. I have killed thousands of fish. My stories suck..... whatever.

[Abra]

Come to think of it, I have a few interesting stories I could tell. I'll just write one now, a bad one... *hug*

[Solarflare]

in grade 1 i was playing with scissors and i cut my eyelid O_O it bled.................. this one is pretty mean but eh...... I was at a classroom and i saw anti-racist poems that people made and one was called 'I am Canadian'. The last sentence was 'My name is Harjot, and I am a Canadian' I LOL'ed soooooo hard!!!!!