What's your most disgusting food experience?

[SergeantPepper]

So I was thinking back to some of the grossest moments I've ever had when it came down to food experiences, and I thought of the most disturbing and vile dinner I ever had. I was shopping at a local Mall with my family and we decided to eat at the food court. So the tradition was to go to the Chinese restaurant there and get my normal Sesame Bourbon Chicken Mix with String beans and Rice... Well the moment I took a big mouthful i felt something crunchy and almost chalk like in texture. When I pulled it out of my mouth.... It was a fried fingernail!!! I have never felt as nauseous as I did then. When I went to complain and freak out at the workers, I looked down at the woman's hand who served me the food, and I saw a band aid wrapped around her index finger.. Now I'll let you know this wasn't any ordinary sized finer nail, oh no. It was an inch to an inch and a half of pure fried brown fingernail. I was at a loss for words... Anyway, does anybody think they can top my disgusting food story?

[StonedApe]

Eating meat. But specifically little cesars pizza.

[Seroquel]

Mcdonalds.

[Zhaylin]

That's just vile Sarge!!!!! I think I would've barfed all over them!! The only thing that ever happened to me, was cooking and eating Chicken Gizzards that had gone bad (I hadn't noticed). And I have a false memory of eating raisins and having a bunch of baby spiders or roaches come out of it. I had told that story since I was about 7 years old lol, but it wasn't until a few years ago that I realized it was impossible and therefore untrue

[Xox]

My brother's told me he once put roaches into my bottle when I was a wee child. I drank it all up. My mother confirmed the validity of the story.

[Solarflare]

when my mom was like 'eat the kalamari it tastes really good' Kalamari sounded really familliar. It was a boss in a video game i thought. Soon my brother said it was squid and i was like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKING SHIT and i spit it out he game was DQ i think 8 and the boss was a sqiid XD

[Solarflare]

My brother's told me he once put roaches into my bottle when I was a wee child. I drank it all up. My mother confirmed the validity of the story. ..........

[Raspberry]

That's disgusting! What did they say? Ahh I feel sick just thinking about it. Hmm... nothing on that level. But in nursary they forced me to drink milk every fucking day. I hate the stuff, it makes me want to throw up and I wasn't allowed to play until I drank a whole cup of it. Eventually I went crazy, dumped all the biscuit crumbs in the milk jug and got in trouble. They also made really bad porridge and chicken pie.

[Dthoughts]

Mustard.. it ruins every good meal. Also, i can not eat meat without feeling pain, not exactly physical but it does feel like it is physical pain.

[Saturos]

When I was younger I would eat ants alive that I found crawling on sidewalks and trees.

[Dthoughts]

When I was younger I would eat ants alive that I found crawling on sidewalks and trees. Oh yeah, when i was younger i used to throw candy in the dirt to add extra flavour. There was a girl in my class that did the same thing. xD

[Solarflare]

uh huh uh huh WHY!!!!???

[Raspberry]

... Umm.... I used to eat bubbles out the bath? Lol, I wasn't a dirt eating kid personally... At my gran and grandad's the houses have dark brown slabs on the roof. I thought they were chocolate and would try and find ways to climb up so I could eat it.

[Osmodin]

I was at a buffet, stuffing myself as usual and i wit into a big piece of meat instead of cutting it and tasted the most vile liquid ever. It was a big pocket of puss that tasted like bile. Now ill never complain about moms cooking again. lol and this was 3 days ago. so not good for my figure.

[tommo]

When I was younger I would eat ants alive that I found crawling on sidewalks and trees. Haha me too. They taste kinda nice. I wouldn't say it's disgusting. Probably strengthened our immune systems a bit. I can't top your story OP, but once I went with my Chinese gf to this Chinese restaurant. Shit was fucked. So we ordered food, or she did coz I had no fucking idea what anything was. You had to get your own plates and stuff, so she went and got them. She came back and they were seriously uncleaned. They looked like someone had tapped the place over the bin or just run a bit of water over them. The utensils still had bits of food all on them. So I am disgusted as shit. Then the lady comes with the food and it's this gigantic fucking plate of some shit with chunks of chicken in it. CHICKEN! No way I'm eating Chicken from a place like that lol I told her I didn't really want it, I wasn't hungry. She also got this tea which I basically had to have some of. I had the tiniest sip possible and was like "yeah, it's good" with this fake ass, goofy smile on my face. So yeah , I didn't eat it and it was still worse than the time I got subway and the girl was wearing this manky looking bracelet that was going all over my sub. Fucking I forced myself to eat some and felt sick afterward. Probably mental lol but oh well.

[Zhaylin]

:vomit: Osmodin, that's HORRIBLE!!!! Reading these made me remember: When I was a kid.. about 4 or 5, I accidentally spilled my koolaid on my sandwich. My babysitter made me eat it though I wanted to puke. I hated that woman for that lol

[Solarflare]

my mom bought that cheese you can spread on bread or eat SOOOO BAD

[Raspberry]

my mom bought that cheese you can spread on bread or eat SOOOO BAD

[Solarflare]

[sloth]

The stomach lining of a cow. It was okay, but I'd take a good burger over it. Pig intestines. They were okay, but I'd take a good burger over them. Raw sea urchin. Terrible. I don't believe in this term "disgusting", however. I'm not sure that one can define it, scientifically.

[Solarflare]

disgusting is an opinion based thing, not a factual based thing, so no, science cant.

[SergeantPepper]

That's disgusting! What did they say? Ahh I feel sick just thinking about it. Realistically the woman reacted with real class I confronted her when she was standing in front of the cash register and I said What is this?! She instantly knew what it was and she said "oh no it.. its just.." I cut her off and said its a finger nail!! A fried fingernail. Keep in mind there was a line of unsuspecting costumers standing in line slowly leaving one by one as are argument carried on. By this time I looked at her hand and saw the band aid. She was getting real nervous and picked up a tray of chicken with toothpicks in them saying "Free sample? Free sample?" I said free sample? Really? So she had a change of her heart and said "Okay, you get one free meal.. One meat and two sides. At the point I was speechless and was probably giving the most outrageous death stare. Then she had yet another change of heart and replied "Okay, two meat and two sides". By this point I just walked away as I didn't really want to make the scene any bigger than what it already was. But ironically the Chinese restaurant was shut down the following year.. I wonder if someone else got a nice mouthful of Fried Fingernail Suprise

[ninja9578]

Magic mushrooms. Taste nasty as hell.

[Zhaylin]

A PUS POCKET from a piece of nasty meat? How does anyone NOT see that as vile and disgusting lol But yeah, opinion comes into play a lot. I mean, I LOVE McD's But give me some goose liver pate or a chocolate "sooflay" (hahaha, not even spellcheck could help with that one) and I will get seriously ill. The texture of both play tricks with my brain and I *think* I'm eating raw foods.

[stormcrow]

Magic mushrooms. Taste nasty as hell. Its strange but over the years Ive actually come to enjoy the taste.