What's the dog thinking about?

[ninja9578]

I'm drunk and was looking at my dog. I wonder what goes through his little beagle mind. I'm sleepy Master is snuggling me, I wonder if he wants something I love master WEIRD NOISE! I'm sleepy A flat tax system benefits the rich I'm sleepy Master is getting up, should I go with him Is master getting food Nope, going to that little lit up thing that he types into I love master I'm sleepy What do you think dogs think about?

[JussiKala]

I'm sleepy Master is snuggling me, I wonder if he wants something I love master WEIRD NOISE! I'm sleepy A flat tax system benefits the rich I'm sleepy Master is getting up, should I go with him Is master getting food Nope, going to that little lit up thing that he types into I love master I'm sleepy Probably just that. No, but you summed the thoughts up pretty well. That might just be very accurate.

[DeletePlease]

''I wish my master would watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, it's embarrassing not having a cool human walk me around... I wish Gavin would buy me.''

[HeavySleeper]

"Dude, you can completely drench that thing in mustard, but I'm still not licking it".

[zebrah]

I am fairly sure all my dog thinks about is food and chasing squirrels.

[HeavySleeper]

I am fairly sure all my dog thinks about is food and chasing squirrels. Like master, like pup.

[Siиdяed]

Probably just scared of the game master plays when he's been drinking too much.

[sloth]

I can't express how much I love this post. I absolutely love that you were drunk. For some reason I do my best training when I am drunk. I think it lowers my intelligence so that I am at par with them. The only change here is if I could turn all of your sentences into wordless thought patterns. I will be posting here.

[SpaceCowboyDave]

I hope my dog is a conservative... I wish I snuggled with mine, but she's a yellow lab and for some reason doesn't like to snuggle.

[DeeryTheDeer]

Holy crap, the cat just hissed. I must go to her. I'm so devastated that she will not greet me or play with me. She's so mean. Did master see her hiss and bat at me? Well?? Dear....God....petting makes me so excited...MUST GO OUTSIDE! I love the cat. She hates me. Now I've decided I'm angry at the cat. I've had enough. PLEASE RUB MY BELLY. RUB MY BELLY. NOW. MALE INTRUDER!!! Get your filthy ass away from this house! MY territory! MY masters! I'm just gonna lay here and veg out. Um...why are you petting me right now? What did I do right? Uh oh... thunderstorm. Sitting on master's bed will keep me safe.

[nina]

Try communicating with them telepathically, then you won't have to wonder anymore, you'll know.

[Caretaker]

I am a dog whisperer. I know exactly what he was thinking. Ready? Spoiler for : "I wanna lick my balls"

[tommo]

Hehe, I just posted in the "tell me about your pets" thread yesterday and was saying how my dog always stares up at the sky. He sits out in the backyard for hours sometimes just staring at the sky. He's probably pondering the universe.