Thread: Planet's Stupidest Animals!

Originally Posted by Hominus

how about fish in general. One day while i was fishing i caught the same one upwards of 10 times (i could tell from the scar on his side). Now THATS stupid.[/b]

haha oh man...imagine being SOOO hungry that you'll repeatedly eat pieces of food with giant metal hooks in them

I don't know if he was more stupid or famished

That fish must have been so pissed off by about the 5th time.

"WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT!"

dodo birds.
duh

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I don't know if he was more stupid or famished
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STAMISHED!!!


...sorry

Cats are without a doubt the Intellectuals in the Animal Kingdom. Can't fool a Cat, seriously. Mine is only a little creature of about 30 CM high and about 50 CM long and he actually has some authority over us humans in the house. He wants all doors to be open doors. He hates Closed doors. He will Scratch and Scratch untill it drives you Nuts and you open the Door. When you do he doesn't come in. He just starts washing himself or walks away: He's just more comfortable with the idea that that door is open Weird ass cat.

Cats rule.


Now Dogs are stupid. You can always fool dogs. call them around, let them follow you and pretend to throw something. And they don't find out you didn throw anything at all untill they've ran miles away and found nothing there. now THAT's Stupid.

My cat just gives me that ''What the hell is he doing?'' Look when I try that ''Pretending to throw something''-trick on him

thats probably because dogs are so loyal they dont think you could possibly hurt them. Cats, on the other hand, are independent, therefore always keeping an eye out....

BUT WAIT!!! THEY CANT DODGE BULLETS!!!!!!!!

June Bugs......still.

Golden retrievers. i use to have fun watching my childhood dog chase after snowballs. after 5 minutes he's still be digging snow looking for it.

Originally Posted by ranma187

Golden retrievers. i use to have fun watching my childhood dog chase after snowballs. after 5 minutes he's still be digging snow looking for it.
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Rofl!

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

June Bugs......still.
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Are insects in a classification not considered animals? seriously...I don't know. Just what I thought.

Anyway --Domesticated turkeys.

yes, Howetzer, insects are in the kingdom "animalia" rather than "plantae", so they are animals

Originally Posted by Hominus

yes, Howetzer, insects are in the kingdom "animalia" rather than "plantae", so they are animals
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In that case I vote the Flu bug.

Hamsters. If you let yours loose on the 2nd floor, he'll walk straight over the edge. 'Nuff said.

Originally Posted by invader_tech

Hamsters. If you let yours loose on the 2nd floor, he'll walk straight over the edge. 'Nuff said.
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Heheh. On that note:

Lemmings.

Man- we destroy our planet

Originally Posted by SKA

Cats rule. [/b]

My kinda guy


Um, stupidest animal? Probably housefly. They continually smack themselves against the glass to get out. Buzz...smack! Buzz...smack!

Oeironaut, its LEMMIWINKS, not LEMMINGS.

HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE PARABLES OF SOUTH PARK!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!

Originally Posted by SKA

Cats rule.

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YES! They do!

Originally Posted by Hominus

Oeironaut, its LEMMIWINKS, not LEMMINGS.

HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE PARABLES OF SOUTH PARK!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!
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What are "lemmiwinks"?

and so is the tale of lemmiwinks.

Lemmiwinks was the class gerbal at 4th grade at south park high school. To prove he was gay so he could get fired, Mr. Garison inserted Lemmiwinks into the ass of Mr. Slave. Lemmiwinks then went on a jounrney through the anus, small intestine, large intestine, and stomach of mr slave, metting other dead creatures that mr. slave put inside his rectum such as the frog king, the sparrow prince, and cattafish. He completed the jouney and was given the title of "gerbal king".

YOU SAY YOU HAVE SEEN EVERY EPISODE? YOU LIE!!!!!!!
just kidding. But i do suggest you see this episode, because it is halarious.

Originally Posted by Hominus

Oeironaut, its LEMMIWINKS, not LEMMINGS.

HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE PARABLES OF SOUTH PARK!!!
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!
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Come get some.

Originally Posted by Hominus

how about fish in general. One day while i was fishing i caught the same one upwards of 10 times (i could tell from the scar on his side). Now THATS stupid.

I guess Ozzy Ozborne is a possible candidate
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agreed, i was in this french city once, and this small river went right through it...
and there were HUNDREDS of fish just swimming, not moving or anything, just swimming AGAINST the flow of the water, and they didn't even move ONE GODD*MN INCH!!!!!!!!!& #33;! they just kept swimming, and swimming, and swimming, right on the same spot...

makes you think what they're trying to achieve...

also makes you realise that humans ARE the most intelligent beings...




MY dog IS smart... when he wants to go back home (when i'm walking him), he goes like *jump* *jump**jump**jump*, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' FEET, and when you just keep going, he'll start to bark, and bark, and it's not just "woof", or something, it's "WOOFWOOFWOOF", so that the ENTIRE NEIGHBOURHOOD hears it... and because i am so nice tot he neighbourhood not to disturb anyone, i'll simply turn around and do what he wants...

and my dog talks too, if he goes looking for something, and you open the door so that you smash the dog's head open, he'll go like "WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPHPHPHP" like a wolf...

and my dog can look soooooo sad too... 'cause when he wants to play outside, and he doesn't open the door himself (so that we won't get angry at him... yes, our dog is smart), then he'll look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sad at us, so that we open the door for him... cat's irritate you untill you do something... dog's work with your emotions, and sh*t...

and when he wants to run someone over... (you know, just for fun), he'll do as if he's crazy, and run around the garden 10 times... and THEN he'll run him over... so that it looks like an accident... and then he'll go stand next to him with that sadistic smile of his...

yeah... dogs rule...


cats might appear more intelligent... but at least you can LAUGH more with your dog... because of the idiocy (or appearent idiocy, done to conceal a sinister plan) he commits...


and btw: do you ever see guard-cats? or police-cats?

so: dogs rule...

Originally Posted by CryoDragoon

and btw: do you ever see guard-cats? or police-cats?[/b]

No, because cats aren't yes-men.

Give them a good reason to do it, and they will.
Don't give them a reason, and you might as well do it yourself.
All cats are trainable - the key is giving them a reason to comply with a command - find something they like.

And maybe another reason you don't see police cats - which is someone more likely to be frightened of? A snarling 90 lb. German Shepherd or a 10 lb. cat (even with its claws). Come on now.

I think that throwing an angry cat in someone's face would be just about as effective as having a police dog latched on to your arm... Or would be as scary, at least.

Dumbest animals: sheep. Although these pesky gnats can't stinkin' tell the difference between the sun, my ceiling light, and my computer monitor. It's annoying!