Thread: Tell Me About The Grossest Thing You've Experienced!

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Did you really have to go there?
I mean, really. I came to this site because I thought there were actually mature members here. It's looking more and more like maybe I was too quick to assume

*thinks back to grandpas masturbating in cinemas, kids eating their cousin's snot from chip bags, guys carrying their girlfriend's vomit in holey bags, and feels decidedly scolded and immature*

Originally Posted by Burns

Yeah I was wondering the same thing. What if it was your leg that was broken, 13redfan?

Well I would have been laughed at then I suppose. It's not like malicious evil laughter, it was just funny at the time. He wasn't in pain at the time because he was in shock, and he laughed at it later. And I did apologise profusely and call his mom and help him onto the stretcher and all the rest. In the football environment we play in, people get hurt all the time and everyone takes the piss outta everyone. Kinda like being "hard" or something. I spose it is childish and immature and really mean. *thinks back to comment above, and sinks further into chair, covering face in shame*

Originally Posted by Aneas

In 2005 I found my first cousin three days dead and quickly decomposing. He had a massive heart attack (he was only 43) and he just dropped dead. He apparently went down so hard that he hit his head on the leg of an oak rocker which split his skull open. That was how he was positioned when I found him. His shirt was soaked with blood from the decomposure and there was a pool of blood and other seepage from his split skull.

Wow, that's hectic I'm so sorry that must be terrible to deal with I couldn't imagine the pain you have to deal with. Like above, I'm glad you're going to talk to someone to help get through it all.

Originally Posted by 13redfan

I spose it is childish and immature and really mean. *thinks back to comment above, and sinks further into chair, covering face in shame*

heh, no worries, 13redfan :p Just checking to make sure you were still the nice guy I thought you were

stepping in a huge pile of dog poo with bare feet and having it all in your toes.... EWWW

Originally Posted by LucidMike14

stepping in a huge pile of dog poo with bare feet and having it all in your toes.... EWWW

lol yucky! My girlfriend's sister was telling me about how in school when she was about 15 she stepped in some dog poo (without knowing) and it got stuck on the bottom of her shoes. Then she sat down in class with her legs crossed, and it went on her bare leg and on her dress and socks and all over her uniform.

Then she had to write an accounting test and there was this awful smell and she couldn't understand what the hell smelled so bad!

She also told me about this time at school when a bird crapped on her head, but it went in her hair and down her face she wasn't happy that time.

Originally Posted by 13redfan

She also told me about this time at school when a bird crapped on her head, but it went in her hair and down her face she wasn't happy that time.

That same thing happened to my Grandmother when she took my cousin and I to Sea World around 1982 or so. Then, around '95, I was standing around talking to a girl and the same thing happened to her, except all over her shoulder and down her arm

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

Originally Posted by goldney

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

That is quite disturbing

Originally Posted by goldney

I just did a gross thing. I was looking at my knee and noticed there was a big spot there with a scab on it (being the normal teenager that I am) I picked it off. I then squeezed and a load of pus came out. I squeezed a bit harder and this thin black tube came out?! It was sticking at a right angle to my knee. I pulled it out using some tweezers and discovered it was a thorn! It was about 4 mm long. What's more the only place I think that I could've got it was at army camp A WEEK AGO. That thorn had been sitting in me for a whole week before I realised! It was very satisfying getting it out though.

Originally Posted by 13redfan

That is quite disturbing

Yeah, it kind of got to me too.
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pain olympics




thats all Im gonna say

Originally Posted by bob_barker

pain olympics
thats all Im gonna say

Yes. There are a few things on the internet that can qualify as the worst things you will ever see in your life. I will list a few of the most mentioned ones from the SA thread.

(WARNING: do not under any circumstances go looking for this stuff, it's extremely fuc*ed up and will remain in your memory FOREVER if you watch it. I warned you.)

BME pain olympics
SWAP.avi
Russian soldier decapitation (only one of these listed that i've actually seen)
caged cat set on fire
woman stepping on kitty
(there's more but i can't remember it at the moment)

EDIT: i did attempt to watch BME pain olympics but i couldn't finish watching the part where the guy cuts... well... i'm not even going to say it here.

Holy fish! Some of the above are pretty damn nasty. I don't know if I can beat them but here goes...

THESE ARE NOT IDEAL TO READ WHILE EATING ... DEPENDING ON HOW STRONG YOUR STOMACH IS

--- I once squashed a fly under a piece of a broken ruler at school and all these live maggots splattered themselves out of their mother's ass.


--- Another time I got pretty damn plastered on New Years Eve and we played Truth or Dare Extreme. I was dared to shit myself, sit down a few times and leave it until 3am. Nastiest thing I've ever done.


--- My brother who's seventeen frequently (for whatever reason) walks into my room either butt-naked or with a towel on that he removes upon getting through the door.
As a result, I am now blind, hehe.


--- I once saw a picture of a guy who put a finger up his nose and managed to get it to come out between his eyeball and the wall of his eye-socket. I owlud post a link here but I don't dare look at it again. I don't know and don't care if it's computer generated or not since it grosses me out all the same.
If you must see it, search Google Images with the query "Eye". It's the first result, if memory serves...

Super Barf:

Well, there was that night my friends and I refer to as Puke-a-palooza.

We were out drinking at our "spot" when someone puked. I was disgusting and made someone else puke. The smells, sights, and sounds of people wretching set off a chain reaction, which had us all puking our guts out. We couldn't stop! For me it was listening to other people doing that "almost" throw up noise repeatedly that was the worst.


And the there was the day I was drinking apple juice at work.

One of the guys I was working with peed in an empty apple juice bottle. He set it on the window sill and tried to warn me, but our machines make too much noise. I didn't hear what he said, and just nodded my head and kept working.

By the time I had worked my way over to that side of the room, well, it was hot and I was really thirsty. At least I didn't swallow.


Also I've been peed on a few times.

I had to bump this thread...for I nearly vomited yesterday after going to a site titled removed by admin, kindly provided in dv chat by another dv member.

It involves scatphelia or whatever that most horrible practice is called...ingesting feces and and purging them, only to empty all of that matter into the others mouth, and back and forth for over a minute.

for your sake, stay away...please...is it bad that I provided the link?...

It's by far the worst I've seen, and much, MUCH worse than anything I've seen in my life...

so i got two things: once, i wake up in the mrning, in a cheerful mood, all happy. the day is off to a great start. i walk over to my hamsters, and see that one of them is f**king half eaten (by his sns and daughters) with guts lying around him and a pile of blood soaking his snow white fur. i am one whe cannot stand blood, so my reaction wasn't all thatgreat.

second thing: once, i was overheated in the sun on the beach in crimea, and that night it was grandpa's (although do not want to call him that coz he is the reason for a lot of misery) 60 or 70th birthday, so there is a lot of food, and i fill up mainly on veggies, but also on a lot of meat and bread. the next morning, i want to throw up, but can't. we are about to leave, when i do throw up, and out come big, like the size of my mouth, white chunks of stuff, along with other minorities. i can still picture the chunks.

also, what exactly is rotten.com?

Originally Posted by bro

scatphelia

Coprophelia: The love of faecal matter. You know how I know this? Because one of our (ex)ministers who helps runs the country was one.

Originally Posted by bro

is it bad that I provided the link?...

Uh... well considering it's a PORN SITE, I'd have to call you on it and say: Yes, it was wrong to provide a link. Rules and such... Yadda-yadda

Originally Posted by bro

for your sake, stay away...please...is it bad that I provided the link? ....

Well bro, I didn't click the link (thanks for the warning) but I would ask that you remove it from your post.

Edit: Thanks pj for the removal (I don't have the "power" in this forum).

Originally Posted by skuruza

also, what exactly is CENSORED?

Apply for mind surgery now to have the very question erased from your brain. Do not ask the question. Do not look at the question. Do not answer the question. Do not visit the website. Ask PJ to remove any evidence of you asking the question or mentioning that site in any way.

I hope that answers your question.

It involves two lesbians playing with each other. They get naked, and poop in a glass. Then they lick the poo in the glass, they eat it, and they kiss each other and transfer poo in the proccess. Secondly, they start inserting fingers in their mouths, and start puking onto and into eachanother, still eating and playing with poo. The video ends.

Originally Posted by Marvo

It involves two lesbians playing with each other. They get naked, and poop in a glass. Then they lick the poo in the glass, they eat it, and they kiss each other and transfer poo in the proccess. Secondly, they start inserting fingers in their mouths, and start puking onto and into eachanother, still eating and playing with poo. The video ends.

The grossest thing I've experienced is reading this, and imagining why in the world you watched this video...

Seeing a pic of a chopped off/diseased/infected genital. Sorry people. ><

Originally Posted by Michael

The grossest thing I've experienced is reading this, and imagining why in the world you watched this video...

I dunno, I was more grossed out by the fact he admitted it and thought we'd like to have more information.

TMI! TMI!

Can we have a rule that pure web-based grossness doesn't count?

While visiting my Uncle in Conneticut, I bunked (slept in the same bed) with my cousin, Christian (my uncle's son). Apparently whatever he ate disagreed with him that night...I could literally almost seen green smoke rising from the sheets...talk about gross...

It's utterly disgusting, but I don't think any amount of grossness can make me puke or feel sick for that sake.