Thread: Some Things A Girl Should Always Do For a man, Period (suggested by oneironaut)

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

...I love you.

love you more.... hehe

Originally Posted by paragon

Oh yeah, absolutely. In fact, since you're so modern and enlightened, how about a bit of burping and farting yourself? He'll appreciate just how forward-looking and enlightened you are. Either that or he'll think you're a repulsive tomboy and chuck you out, one or the other.



Absolutely, in fact the man won't consider it an insult to his masculinity to be preyed upon. He'll love it. In fact he'll probably volunteer to take on the role of bearing children since we're all so modern and enlightened.

Enjoy being a turkey-basting old maid, you feminist hag.

woah! alrighty. i will be sure to do so... lol

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Only if you bite me.

really? how hard?hehe

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Fuck. Why does everyone have to be so goddamned sexist? No matter what side people are on, female or male, everyone misrepresents everyone else.

"The Game" is not a male thing. A lot of us men don't give two shits about "The Game", and a lot of you women pay a lot more attention to it than I personally think is healthy.

Never say homies again.

I don't care to comment on the rest. Just everyone, stop being a bigot.

chill man. i made this list just for laughs. no need to take it to heart.

the list is only for entertainment reasons!! i am not saying you have to have a quikie...(it would be nice though..) i also am not saying that i find farting attractive, but if your guy accidently lets one rip, laugh about it so as not to cause tension...
anyways hope you all enjoyed it. i sure did.

to all!

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

I fell into it

like a daydream.

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down

For sure it's the valley of death

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Wow, Xaq. I think you're taking this a lot more seriously than it was intended.

You can almost always assume I'm not worked up. My style of writing is sometimes abrasive but if I was speaking, you would hear in my tone that I'm generally a pretty calm guy.

I wasn't angry. I just think its funny that while trying to post a response to a sexist list, someone makes another sexist list. This one is just as accurate as the one it is a response to. Sometimes it feels like you need to slap people around a little (figuratively of course) to get them to realize what they are doing. I know it was supposed to be light hearted and joking, but it was still made under the assumption that it applies and it doesn't really. Part of being a bigot is not necessarily even realizing when you are doing it.

Whatever though, carry on. Sorry to disturb you all.

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Fuck. Why does everyone have to be so goddamned sexist? No matter what side people are on, female or male, everyone misrepresents everyone else.

"The Game" is not a male thing. A lot of us men don't give two shits about "The Game", and a lot of you women pay a lot more attention to it than I personally think is healthy.

Never say homies again.

I don't care to comment on the rest. Just everyone, stop being a bigot.

I just lost the game

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Fuck. Why does everyone have to be so goddamned sexist? No matter what side people are on, female or male, everyone misrepresents everyone else.

"The Game" is not a male thing. A lot of us men don't give two shits about "The Game", and a lot of you women pay a lot more attention to it than I personally think is healthy.

Never say homies again.

I don't care to comment on the rest. Just everyone, stop being a bigot.

yea, i dont give a shit about sport.


but she is right:

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Someone needs a cookie, and the a hug.

It's not about being sexist, I really think it's just a way for the chicks and doods to express things they like from their partner, that's all.

Wooosa dood. Now where do I send this cookie to, eh?

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

You can almost always assume I'm not worked up. My style of writing is sometimes abrasive but if I was speaking, you would hear in my tone that I'm generally a pretty calm guy.

I wasn't angry. I just think its funny that while trying to post a response to a sexist list, someone makes another sexist list. This one is just as accurate as the one it is a response to. Sometimes it feels like you need to slap people around a little (figuratively of course) to get them to realize what they are doing. I know it was supposed to be light hearted and joking, but it was still made under the assumption that it applies and it doesn't really. Part of being a bigot is not necessarily even realizing when you are doing it.

Whatever though, carry on. Sorry to disturb you all.

I love a man who likes to do some figurative slapping around.




I love you.

Originally Posted by aorozco

so there was a thread made by mes tarrant about what a man should do for a woman, well here's the opposite of that.

ladies, plz listen to me when i say that more of this must be done!!!!!!

1)Girls should open doors more often
2)Chill out when your man does not want to hang out with you, he probably wants some alone time.
3)Let him watch the game in peace. No distractions (unless it’s like a Quickie during half-time)
4)Compliment him. I bet you anything that a man would like to hear, ’hey there stud’ or some kind of compliment himself…
5)Don’t confront him in front of his homies about anything. It’s just rude and inconsiderate.
6)Allow the occasional male to hold the door open for you, seeing as some men take pride in this
7)Late-night movies (at the theatre) and fancy(expensive) dinners are overrated, have some mcdonalds with him and rent a movie from blockbusters.
8)Let him pick the movie.
9)Pay for dinner. Stop mooching.
10)Laugh with him when he farts, he’ll appreciate you more…
11)You ask the guy out. Guys always take the rejection. They always get the whole “eeeewwww, no way.” Or the “not if you were the last man on earth!” it’s about time that we ladies grew a little bit of balls and did the asking out.
12)Take charge in the bedroom.
13)Don’t lead a man on.
14)Stop wearing shirts that only cover your nipples and then complain about how guys always comment on them.
15)When you have your time of the month, go somewhere like a park or your momma’s house. Ladies, we all know we can be some bitchy ass girls when it’s that time….


so there. deal with it.

you, a girl, are telling us what a girl should do for a man....and I'm agreeing?? (really, I am)

Un-be-liev-a-ble, this did not stem from your mind! hahahaha....no woman inherently knows this much about men.....and even so...put it into practice.....

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

A guy who farts in front of me (on a regular basis... I'd forgive the occasional mishap) is not someone I want to be around.

I don't shit on people's faces, so I except people to have some decency around me too.

So...just because you don't shit in other people's faces, nobody's allowed to fart in your face?

Where in these sentences did you say you don't fart on peoples faces?

I think this girl thought nobody would spot THIS loophole! XD

*sorry, I just realized I double posted....I guess this thread just gets me excited

Originally Posted by Mitzie

I love a man who likes to do some figurative slapping around.




I love you.

Are you giving me the "kill 'em with kindness" routine? If so, its working. *dies*

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Are you giving me the "kill 'em with kindness" routine? If so, its working. *dies*

Noooo.

I do.

I love you.

Don't die.

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Noooo.

I do.

I love you.

Don't die.

Oh god off-topic CluD lulz.

Originally Posted by ClouD

Oh god off-topic CluD lulz.

Wow.



I don't even get it...

Originally Posted by ClouD

Oh god off-topic CluD lulz.

Holy shit. LOL.
This being the first thing I saw, with this massive hangover, I've now laughed myself into a migraine. Thanks, ClouD.

And...wait a minute...Xaq...
...are you calling me a bigot, because I suggested this list to be made - in response to the other one - or are you calling aorozco a bigot for making the list...or both?

Originally Posted by paragon

Oh yeah, absolutely. In fact, since you're so modern and enlightened, how about a bit of burping and farting yourself? He'll appreciate just how forward-looking and enlightened you are. Either that or he'll think you're a repulsive tomboy and chuck you out, one or the other.

As long as you don't do it better than your guy. The male ego is fragile!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Statistics show that the majority of women experience no more or less mood swings during that time.

That's only because the people who make the state are scared for their lives!!!

Originally Posted by aorozco

love you more.... hehe

NO GET OFF SHES MINE I BE IN HER SIGNATURE THATS PROOF SHE lIKES ME MOAR SO *sticks out tongue* TAKE IT

Originally Posted by AirRick101

you, a girl, are telling us what a girl should do for a man....and I'm agreeing?? (really, I am)

Un-be-liev-a-ble, this did not stem from your mind! hahahaha....no woman inherently knows this much about men.....and even so...put it into practice.....

indeed i am, and yess, from my mind it did stem...lol
it's amazing right? jk.

serially though, some things on the list are worth trying, i mean heck it might save a relationship or two, the other's are just too funny... lol

If you need to make a list to figure out what to do for someone you are interested in, you're seriously trying too hard.

Heh, Daniel, why are you a girl?

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

If you need to make a list to figure out what to do for someone you are interested in, you're seriously trying too hard.

if you take a list that i wrote for fun seriously enough to post that, you have too much time on your hands girl...

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Heh, Daniel, why are you a girl?

lol. i just saw that too...

Yes, I think we are waiting for the answer now.

Mr. DD, why, oh why?

Originally Posted by Mitzie

Heh, Daniel, why are you a girl?

I'm applying this for both genders, but thanks.

This thread seems more popular than the other one anyway. >_>

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

I'm applying this for both genders, but thanks.

This thread seems more popular than the other one anyway. >_>

Eh, no, you didn't get it.


Your thingamabob says you're a girl... Pink symbol and all.

Then the illusion is complete! Call me Danielle if it makes you feel any better.

And to think I had to get surgery to change so drastically...

Eew people, farting is GROOSS.