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      No! No No No No No!

      I'M HAVING A CRISIS!!!

      It's Monday April 6th. I had 3 Essays and a major Project due today. I haven't been able to even START them because of work and other things. Last night I stayed up all night, started and finished them all.

      AND TODAY ITS A FRIGGEN SNOW DAY!

      Oh but that's just the warm up.

      Yesterday while at work, when I was under the impression that I would never finish my assignments. When the day was warm, nice and calm. When THIS seemed impossible, but most importantly, with a number of colleagues as my witnesses, I made this declaration: "If God wants me to believe in him, tomorrow will be a snow day. I solemnly swear that if tomorrow is a snow day, I will dedicate myself to trying to believe in the Lord Almighty."

      NO! WHAT?! HOW!? WHY?! NO!

      At first I tried to make the justification that there is no way God would do this, to gain my belief. There is no way a God would cause this over my school assignment, let alone over me at all as I should be absolutely trivial, especially compared to the other number of issues in the world. But IT. HAPPENED.

      DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS IS GOING TO DO FOR MY EGO!?

      It's going to swell to unfathomable proportions! It's as if my ego just one of those free food for a year contests.

      HELP ME!

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      Why do you get to type several sentences in all caps but when I do it, it just capitalizes the first letter of every word?

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      It's most definitely not a coincidence. You better start prayin', boy.
      Abraxas

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      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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      Yeah. On a more on-topic note, have fun praying.

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      Praying?! Are you nuts? That's not going to help at all.

      Get yo work on!

      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      I am not sorry or empathetic whatsoever for saying that I believe the world would be much better off without people like you in it. Have a great fucking day.
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      Quote Originally Posted by TweaK View Post
      Why do you get to type several sentences in all caps but when I do it, it just capitalizes the first letter of every word?
      I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET: TO BYPASS THE ANTI-CAPS FILTER, YOU HAVE TO PUT AT LEAST ONE LOWERCASE LETTER IN YOUR MESSAGE

      LIKE THIS: r
      Last edited by Black_Eagle; 04-06-2009 at 03:24 PM.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Black_Eagle View Post
      I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET: TO BYPASS THE ANTI-CAPS FILTER, YOU HAVE TO PUT AT LEAST ONE LOWERCASE LETTER IN YOUR MESSAGE

      LIKE THIS: r
      OH THATS PRETTY AWESOME. BUT I CAN BYPASS THAT TOO. lolhax

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      Quote Originally Posted by TweaK View Post
      OH THATS PRETTY AWESOME. BUT I CAN BYPASS THAT TOO. lolhax
      HEY, I FIGURED IT OUT!TweaK suxorz
      Surrender your flesh. We demand it.

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      OH WOW HOW NICE.
      Anyway, now that I've littered Dreamviews with 2.000 posts, I have finally fulfilled my birth-set goal. I am a free man! It's been fun, Dreamviews. See you in IRC. Or not.

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      Coincidence: (co·in·ci·dence)

      A sequence of events that although accidental seems to have been planned or arranged.

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      I CAN BYPASS THAT EVEN AGAIN.
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      heh

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      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      heh
      How you been, bro?
      You merely have to change your point of view slightly, and then that glass will sparkle when it reflects the light.

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      Once is a coincidence,
      Twice is unlikely, but
      Three times is a conspiracy.

      (Not haiku)


      So, unless things like this happen again two more times, I wouldn't start praying yet.
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      Quote Originally Posted by ExoByte View Post
      with a number of colleagues as my witnesses, I made this declaration: "If God wants me to believe in him, tomorrow will be a snow day. I solemnly swear that if tomorrow is a snow day, I will dedicate myself to trying to believe in the Lord Almighty."
      It appears someone was given a sign!

      .

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      Don't you pay attention to the news? This snowfall has been predicted for a little while now, lol.

      Ah well, embrace the idea and run with for a bit.

      "You never knowwww" ooOOoOOoo0oOooOo00o

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      It appears you made a deal, Exobyte. You don't back out of deals now, do you?

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      Lul. Hey you said try. Lots of people fail. =)

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      It's your turn now!

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      Ask for flaming cats and dogs to rain and lots of money to appear inside your house, take advantage while god is in a giving mood.

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      Is snow in Canada really all that shocking? I could have done the same thing with rain here in Mississippi and gotten it on a high percentage of spring days.
      How do you know you are not dreaming right now?

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      Quote Originally Posted by UM
      Is snow in Canada really all that shocking?
      Hello, Southerner. In April, it's just as strange to recieve snow just like anywhere else.

      It snowed in some places on the west coast on April 1st (sick april fools joke), and the last two days have been 21ºC (or 70ish F) and nothing but sun. I don't know what the deal is over there, Exo, are you guys getting any of this or is it still somehow freezing over there?


      Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
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      A real man keeps his promises boi, haha
      I have a dream...

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      Quote Originally Posted by ExoByte View Post
      "trying to believe in the Lord Almighty."
      Try and fail. It's as simple as that.

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      Quote Originally Posted by tnemrot View Post
      Ask for flaming cats and dogs to rain and lots of money to appear inside your house, take advantage while god is in a giving mood.
      I'm trying the money thing, bought a lottery ticket.

      Quote Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed View Post
      Hello, Southerner. In April, it's just as strange to recieve snow just like anywhere else.

      It snowed in some places on the west coast on April 1st (sick april fools joke), and the last two days have been 21ºC (or 70ish F) and nothing but sun. I don't know what the deal is over there, Exo, are you guys getting any of this or is it still somehow freezing over there?
      It's still damn cold here. It was snowing this morning too. Seems to have stopped for now. Funny thing is, it was warm(ish) the day before the snow hit.

      Quote Originally Posted by blackjack View Post
      A real man keeps his promises boi, haha

      That's what is making this so hard! It's that stupid "I solemnly swear" that is biting me in the ass. Bastard has a sense of humour.

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