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    Thread: The Cookoff!!!

    1. 07-03-2009 09:26 PM #1
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      Talking The Cookoff!!!

      Cold_Blooded and I decided to make omelets and see whose omelet penis was bigger than the other persons omelet penis. He'll be posting his omelet tomorrow so you can judge us then...but in the meantime, here's mine!!


      Jeff's Ham, and Cheese Omelette

      Ingredients:

      - Habanero pepper sauce
      - Canola oil
      - 3 eggs
      - Seasoning salt
      - Black pepper
      - I can't believe it's not butter (or butter) - use half a teaspoon!
      - Thinly sliced ham
      - Garlic powder
      - 2 slices of cheese








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      After he posts his, you can decide who won!

      If any of you post a smart ass link to the show your food thread, I'm not sharing my omelet with you! - Lol, this is just a competition.
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    2. 07-03-2009 09:27 PM #2
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      Dude, so much fake butter...


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    3. 07-03-2009 09:42 PM #3
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      Looks good.
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    4. 07-03-2009 09:51 PM #4
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      Too much fake butter, and why is the egg brown? Nevertheless, it sounds/looks great. I can't really tell from the shots of your skillet, but if it's cast iron you get extra points. You lose points,. though, for using Louisiana Supreme instead of Tobasco, and pre-sliced Kraft cheese slices. Real men use Tobasco and hand-shredded cheddar.

      I'll reserve judgment, however, until CB posts his.
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    5. 07-03-2009 09:56 PM #5
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      Quote Originally Posted by Man of Steel View Post
      Too much fake butter, and why is the egg brown? Nevertheless, it sounds/looks great. I can't really tell from the shots of your skillet, but if it's cast iron you get extra points. You lose points,. though, for using Louisiana Supreme instead of Tobasco, and pre-sliced Kraft cheese slices. Real men use Tobasco and hand-shredded cheddar.

      I'll reserve judgment, however, until CB posts his.
      Ha! I was wondering what CB meant by too much butter. That's canola oil in the skillet guys, I used half a teaspoon of the fake butter in the bowl I whipped the eggs in. That's all
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    6. 07-03-2009 09:57 PM #6
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      I think that I recognize the design on that ham package...

      Here I thought that I was the only one cheap enough to shop at Save-A-Lot.
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    7. 07-03-2009 10:01 PM #7
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      Quote Originally Posted by Odd_Nonposter View Post
      I think that I recognize the design on that ham package...

      Here I thought that I was the only one cheap enough to shop at Save-A-Lot.
      Lmao. Don't have one of those here...only Wal-Mart.
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    8. 07-03-2009 10:35 PM #8
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      Looks proper greasy...
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Lmao. Don't have one of those here...only Wal-Mart.
      Good!
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    10. 07-03-2009 11:16 PM #10
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      Quote Originally Posted by Adam View Post
      Looks proper greasy...
      Well it was proper delicious!
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      Now I'm in the mood to make an omlette... but I shan't rain on your parade. Regardless the butter, that looks tasty!

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      Huh? Why are there votes already? Makes no sense/unfair since CB hasn't posted his yet.. I vote removin' them.



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    14. 07-03-2009 11:41 PM #14
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      Quote Originally Posted by Amethyst Star View Post
      Now I'm in the mood to make an omlette... but I shan't rain on your parade. Regardless the butter, that looks tasty!
      Aww Ames, feel free to JUMP IN!!! ;D

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      Huh? Why are there votes already? Makes no sense/unfair since CB hasn't posted his yet.. I vote removin' them.
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      Wait, is this just an omelette contest?

      Could I enter if my entry is a cake I was going to make anyway?

      I think I'd do better at a cookoff than a rap battle, anyway.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Abra View Post
      Wait, is this just an omelette contest?

      Could I enter if my entry is a cake I was going to make anyway?

      I think I'd do better at a cookoff than a rap battle, anyway.
      Cake contest?!? Do, want, get!

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    17. 07-04-2009 12:16 AM #17
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      Quote Originally Posted by Abra View Post
      Wait, is this just an omelette contest?

      Could I enter if my entry is a cake I was going to make anyway?

      I think I'd do better at a cookoff than a rap battle, anyway.
      I thought about making a cookoff thread for chef's vs. chef's but didn't know how many people would be apt to cooking up things and posting pictures of them to see who'd win.
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    18. 07-04-2009 12:28 AM #18
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      *rereads thread*

      Omelet penis?
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      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
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      I keep readong this as 'the cockoff!!!'
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      Oh and picture one is the egg, NOT the butter guys.
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      damn that looks greasier than a trailer park boy
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      This is an awesome idea and I think we should have lots of cookoffs between lots of members. I am eagerly awaiting CoLd BlooDed's omelette.
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      I'ma make an omelette tomorrow.
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      If you are making an omelette I am making an omelette also. This is ON, MoS. Guess what it is. Go ahead, guess.

      The answer is "on". That is what it is.
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    25. 07-04-2009 01:22 PM #25
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      My omelette is going to kick all your omelettes' arses. Metaphorically. Because we all know that omelettes do not have arses.
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