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    1. 04-06-2010 09:03 AM #26
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      i like to start out with...

      (a) "how much does an elephant weigh?"

      then follow up with

      (b) "are you tired?"

      then finish with

      (c) "did it hurt?"

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      answers: (a) enough to break the ice, hi i'm jacob. (b) because you've been running through my mind all day. (c) when you fell from heaven... did it hurt?
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    2. 04-06-2010 09:10 AM #27
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      does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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    3. 04-06-2010 04:34 PM #28
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      Quote Originally Posted by yumester View Post
      does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
      BEST pickup line ever! Always gets me laid, guaranteed 100% of the time. Works so much better than "does this drink taste like roofie?"
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    4. 04-08-2010 05:25 AM #29
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      I think this thread went from Questions to Ask Dates to
      really bad pick-up lines.

      Me "What winks & f**** like a tiger?"
      Date "I don't know?"
      Me *wink*
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    5. 04-08-2010 05:33 AM #30
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      lmao.
      Nice, I somehow missed the new posts.

      Well I'm gonna chime in here too then.

      "You know what would look good on you?...."
      "Me"
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      How do you like your eggs in the morning?
      Unfertilized
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      The first question should always be: How old are you?


      It saves those awkward situations with the cops.
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    8. 04-08-2010 06:09 AM #33
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