How badly have you butchered lyrics?

[cl0se-y0ur-eyes]

The other day I was listening to Paranoid by Black Sabbath, and the first line in the song goes "Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind", but I misinterpreted it and I thought he said "Tittie twist my woman cause she couldn't help me with my life". If you have you ever done something like that, share it with us

[Burns]

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising instead of "... there's a bad moon on the rise." I'd sing "... there's a bathroom on the right." Listen to it. I swear that's what it sounds like!

[Ynot]

Band Aid - Feed the World for the longest time, I thought the lyrics were "Evil, Woah, Let them know is Christmas time" Also, modern boybands always seem to have one guy with a lisp that I can never understand Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising that's a great song got that on 45

[NeAvO]

Blue (dabadee dabadie) - Eiffel 65 It goes # i'm blue dabadee dabadie #. I thought it goes # I'm blue, I beat up a guy. #

[Man of Shred]

I believe in mircales - I believe in Milco. i was thinking "Who the hell is Milco?"

[Ynot]

I'm blue I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy I would beat off a guy yep, that song too

[NeAvO]

I believe in mircales - I believe in Milco. i was thinking "Who the hell is Milco?" OMG my older brother did that too :p

[Man of Shred]

or from that Jimi hendrix song. 'scuse me while i kiss the sky - scuse me while i kiss this guy

[Ynot]

My ears are alight

[Burns]

that's a great song got that on 45 hells yeah. CCR is great. Blue (dabadee dabadie) - Eiffel 65 It goes # i'm blue dabadee dabadie #. I thought it goes # I'm blue, I beat up a guy. # haha, that chorus sounds to me like: "I'm in need of a diet..."

[NeAvO]

Call on me - Eric Prydz lean on me on me [EDIT]@ Burns HAAH in need of a diet???

[Clairity]

John Lennon's/Beatles' "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" to me was "Lucy in disguise in diamonds" :p .

[Moonbeam]

Black Sabbath -- War Pigs "Treating people just like pawns in chess" (real lyrics) = "Treating people just like sausages". (what I heard for about 30 years.)

[cl0se-y0ur-eyes]

Black Sabbath -- War Pigs "Treating people just like pawns in chess" (real lyrics) = "Treating people just like sausages". (what I heard for about 30 years.) The other day I was listening to Paranoid by Black Sabbath, and the first line in the song goes "Finished with my woman cause she couldn't help me with my mind", but I misinterpreted it and I thought he said "Tittie twist my woman cause she couldn't help me with my life". If you have you ever done something like that, share it with us That Ozzy isn't clear enough

[Xaqaria]

Blue (dabadee dabadie) - Eiffel 65 It goes # i'm blue dabadee dabadie #. I thought it goes # I'm blue, I beat up a guy. # I used to think that said, "I'm blue, if I was green I would die"

[dodobird]

In Jetheo Tull's prolog to Minstrel In The Gallery in sais: My Lord and Lady, we have fortuitously happened upon these, uh, strolling players And I thought it sais: My Lord and Lady, we have tutors! strawberry players!

[Ynot]

Steely Dan - Reeling in the Years "Are you reeling in the yeast Stowing away the time Are you gathering up the cheese Have you had enough of mine"

[Burns]

Steely Dan - Reeling in the Years "Are you reeling in the yeast Stowing away the time Are you gathering up the cheese Have you had enough of mine" HAHA! That's totally what it sounds like too! Led Zeppelin - Living Loving Maid The first line of the song sounds like: "With a purple operator and a fifth's in hand." But it's supposed to be: "With a purple umbrella and 50 cent hat."

[icuurd12b42]

Kiss this guy is famous http://www.kissthisguy.com/ Ozzy and many metal bands are famous for misheard lyrics... With Ozzy though, No matter what, philosophically, it always makes sense no matter what you hear... And that is the scary bit. I'm pretty sure they do in on purpose (Right intonation, right word) to make their song have different meaning. I've done it myself when I was stone. Surprizingly, it's easier than it sounds. Especially in English

[Moonbeam]

HAHA! That's totally what it sounds like too! Led Zeppelin - Living Loving Maid The first line of the song sounds like: "With a purple operator and a fifth's in hand." But it's supposed to be: "With a purple umbrella and 50 cent hat." LOL, I never bothered to even try to figure out that one. I never would have guessed that in a million years. Doesn't his woman leave home with a one-armed man in that song too? Or maybe a one-eyed man?

[Ynot]

Odyssey - Going Back To My Roots Going back to my room

[Vex Kitten]

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising instead of "... there's a bad moon on the rise." I'd sing "... there's a bathroom on the right." Listen to it. I swear that's what it sounds like! LMAO @ ^ Everytime I hear that song from now on I'll think of that bathroom line. Three Days Grace, Pain Pain, without love, Pain I can't get enough.. heard by me as: Pain, without love, Pain I can't get it up.. Love in an Elevator, Aeorsmith Love in an elevator, living it up when I'm going down heard by me: Love in an elevator, lubin' it uup when I'm going down (even though I know the correct lyrics)

[MindDaguerreotype]

you have to watch Nightwish - Wishmaster : The misheard lyrics (Hamster ! A dentist !) and Rhapsody - The Power of DragonFlame : misheard lyrics...

[Burns]

haha @ Vex

[NeAvO]

Meatloaf---Dead ringer for love. # Rock 'n roll and brew, rock 'n roll and brew, they don't mean a thing when I compare 'em next to you # I thought it was: # What we gonna do, what we gonna do, I don't know but I'm gonna leave it up to you # Great song by the way