Thread: DV Excuse Game!!!!!

I would, but I can get food for two people at a discount. They have national delivery services, but I need your permission first. (not real, BTW)

Tell me why SSD looks sorta like a cat.

Cause he is...oops, I forgot the concept!

I mean...I would but I don't know!

Go hug Nick Jonas!

I would, but his security guards don't want me to.


Sing the beaver song.

i would, but i want everyone to keep their eardrums
Charge!

I would, but those orcs look really scary..

Don't put on the ring mister Frodo!

i can't help it!
All wings report in!

They don't feel like it.

Go kiss an ugl girl!

I would, but there a cute girl beside her.

Go get me a case of beer.

I would, but I prefer Root Beer.

Go get me a beer.

I would love to get you a beer, but all the beer changed into bananas.

Don't feel like dancing?

To late, I'm dancing as I type this sentence.


Watch this entire video YouTube - Epic Sax Guy plays for 57 Minutes

I would, but I don't watch anything that is longer than 56 minutes.

Link something to a Rick-Rolled video.

I would, because Rick Astley is awesome, but I'll post this instead.

Don't kiss the first stranger you meet.

I would, but that stranger is a hot female celebrity.

Tell me why it was so hard to make an excuse for that.

i would but your brain is so pathetically small you wouldn't understand it (not a personal attack)
Realize their is no spoon

Originally Posted by AustralianFire

(not a personal attack)

Ah, you still remember what happened with TraceFleeman and his posts, don't you?

I would, but I don't know what you're talking about.

Don't make an excuse.

i would but it kind of the point of the thread
move over!

I would, but there's fat guy beside me.

You move over!

I would but I will fall off the side of the Earth if I do.

Invade China with a nothing but a spoon.

I would, but I prefer to use forks.

Make friends with James Bond.

I would, but I just discovered that James Bond is actually only a fictional character in movies.

Explain the string theory to me, because I don't understand it at all.

I would, but it would take way too long for me to explain what I know of it, which isn't much.

Make a Grammar Nazi post criticizing somebody's grammar.

I would, but i don't mind bad grammar.

Someone make me care more about grammar.

I would, but it's too boring.

Go onto chat.