Okay, so I tried this once before and it lasted for a little while, but I want this game to go on for at least FIVE PAGES. Are you up to the challenge? The rules are simple: there's an elephant. Someone tries to kill him, the next person tries to save him, and so on.

Example: (first person) A poacher shoots the elephant.

(next person) His aim sucked and the bullets flew harmlessly off to the side.


Yay, begin.