The Uberman Thread

**Xei** · 12-12-2011 01:30 AM

Do not participate in this thread if you do not have the great strength of will and depth of soul required to be a true Hero. If you're unsure whether you qualify as a Hero, you don't; please leave the thread and return to your previous state of pathetic obscurity.

There is one rule: the last person to have posted is the Uberman In Waiting. If 24 hours elapses in which nobody else relinquishes of them of that title, they become the Uberman For All Eternity.

Hilarious gifs welcome.

**Seroquel** · 12-12-2011 01:42 AM

**Original Poster** · 12-12-2011 01:49 AM

Lol

**Xei** · 12-12-2011 01:59 AM

Nota bene; the 24 hours is subject to change and I reserve the right to turn this into a rapid fire spamfest requiring epic stamina.

Here are some moving poetic images

and I declare myself Uberman to be.

**Original Poster** · 12-12-2011 02:03 AM

Can I paint my nipples blue?

**Xei** · 12-12-2011 02:06 AM

It's possible but the social effect is basically neutral.

**Sornaensis** · 12-12-2011 02:07 AM

[20:06:07] <poopman> well you all have a lovely evening, im going to go get my pecker sucked
[20:06:14] <+ninjawb9578> mmm, two pounds of steak

**Seroquel** · 12-12-2011 02:38 AM

**Original Poster** · 12-12-2011 02:45 AM

I'm not afraid to admit I'm a Brony, but you don't need to watch the show every week to know there's something wrong with the world when Chimera can serve openly in the military but our fillies can't celebrate friendship or wear cutie marks in school. As Uberman, I'll end Nightmare Moon's war on Ponyville and I'll fight against Chimera attacks on our Friendship Gardens. The Elements of Harmony made Equestria strong and they can make it strong again. I'm Omnis Dei and I approve this message.

**Erii** · 12-12-2011 03:12 AM

**Sornaensis** · 12-12-2011 03:18 AM

^ Like Like Like Like ^

**Seroquel** · 12-12-2011 03:38 AM

**Wayfaerer** · 12-12-2011 04:31 AM

game over

I am also eating oatmeal, the breakfast of heros, at night.

**Solarflare** · 12-12-2011 04:48 AM

I used to be a hero, then I took an arrow to the knee.

**ooflendoodle** · 12-12-2011 04:52 AM

I'm not the uber man but I post anyways. SUCK IT! (it referring to the sense of friendship and community on these forums)

**Original Poster** · 12-12-2011 05:13 AM

Quality Post.

**InvisibleWoman** · 12-12-2011 10:35 AM

yeah

**Xei** · 12-12-2011 03:56 PM

c'est mon

**greenhavoc** · 12-12-2011 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Solarflare

I used to be a hero, then I took an arrow to the knee.

no, just no

**Xei** · 12-13-2011 07:29 AM

Ich
bin
ihm

**Spartiate** · 12-13-2011 08:08 AM

**stormcrow** · 12-13-2011 10:18 PM

**HeavySleeper** · 12-13-2011 10:26 PM

I volunteer to eternally bind myself to this no doubt stressful and overwhelming occupation in a moment of emotional outburst that I will soon come to regret!