Thread: Ask me anything

Why do you enjoy anal stimulation?

Originally Posted by GavinGill

Why do you enjoy anal stimulation?

Mu.

Spoiler for Explanation:

"Mu" is also considered by Discordians to be the correct answer to the classic trick question "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?". Assuming that you have no wife or you have never beaten your wife, the answer "yes" is wrong because it implies that you used to beat your wife and then stopped, but "no" is worse because it suggests that you have one and are still beating her. As a result, various Discordians proposed "mu" as the correct answer, which was a Japanese word alleged by them to mean "Your question cannot be answered because it depends on incorrect assumptions". Hackers tend to be sensitive to logical inadequacies in language, and many have adopted this suggestion with enthusiasm. The use of "mu" in this way probably derives from a misunderstanding of Zhaozhou [Chao-chou]'s answer, as its original meaning is "nothing". This means that native speakers of Japanese may not recognise its use in this way.

-- Adapted from the Jargon file, mu

^ Those 2 letters sure mean a lot of things.

I've never heard the word before.

Mu has always been a short form for Megaupload for me.

How do you know you're not in fact a hologram in a holodeck? Have you ever felt like Truman in The Truman Show?

Originally Posted by Pris

How do you know you're not in fact a hologram in a holodeck?

I don't really. It doesn't matter to me anyway, because if I am, I can just be reprogrammed to not know.

Have you ever felt like Truman in The Truman Show?

Nah. There's no laugh track.

can i borrow some money

Originally Posted by Carôusoul

can i borrow some money

Sure. 78% Interest, though.

What sound did the cow make when you raped it?

What makes you think you are interesting enough for the general public to be asking you questions?

Where do you get off?

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

What sound did the cow make when you raped it?

Double mu.

What makes you think you are interesting enough for the general public to be asking you questions?

Because I do stuff and know stuff some people don't. Also, I have some unpopular opinions.

Where do you get off?

Same place I got on, it's a round trip.

This thread is too mainstream for me.

Originally Posted by Indeed

Double mu.

The cow Moo'd twice after you raped it or you raped it twice?

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

The cow Moo'd twice after you raped it or you raped it twice?

lmao

Originally Posted by Seroquel

This thread is too mainstream for me.

Sorry about that. I honestly didn't expect it to be popular.

If you had sex with your clone, would that be gay sex or masturbation?

Originally Posted by Abra

If you had sex with your clone, would that be gay sex or masturbation?

Gay sex.

Clone or not, it's still a different person.

What if you just jerk each other off, is that still gay?

Originally Posted by Omnis Dei

What if you just jerk each other off, is that still gay?

"My sources say no"

Wow, this is shitty magic 8-ball.

Spoiler for Other stuff:

Feel free to ask me more personal questions.

Would you pick eye contacts or glasses if you HAD to?

How did George Lucas come up with the name Boba Fett?

What do you look like?