Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I know.

why do I bust out laughing everytime you do that

Originally posted by Aquanina


No...it wouldn't.

yes it would

family matters steve Urkel says "did i do that"

did you do what?

Originally posted by NirvanaStarseed
did you do what?

your mom

System Msg: docthory has joined Lobby on Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:33 pm
docthory [5:33pm]: can you feel it
docthory [5:33pm]: can you feel the beat
docthory [5:33pm]: can you can you
docthory [5:33pm]: let it rock
docthory [5:34pm]: let it roll
docthory [5:34pm]: let us rock
docthory [5:34pm]: let us roll
docthory [5:34pm]: its party time
docthory [5:34pm]: get off your seat
docthory [5:34pm]: and on your feet
docthory [5:35pm]: its party time
docthory [5:35pm]: let the rythme take you
docthory [5:35pm]: can you hear it
docthory [5:35pm]: can you hear the beat
docthory [5:36pm]: let it rock let it rool
docthory [5:36pm]: feel it feel the bass under your a$$[/b]

you are all now asinine

After three months of non-postage this thread is officially revived, renewed, reinvigorated, re-this and re-that. Because...

I

AM

DRUNK.

If you know me, which I don't suppose you really do, you will know that I like going to the pub and getting drunk and, even when I'm drunk, using proper grammar and spelling. Therefore despite the orderly sobriety of my typing (bleargh and ler) I suggest you BELIEVE, lest I smite you on the head with my stout stick. And in other news, Guinness is a very nice beer which leaves distinct lines of dried froth on the glass after every sip, which allows you to see how many sips it takes you to down a glass of it, not that I bother counting them.

In other other news, I just got a nosebleed, as I am prone to do occasionally (especially when summer is beginning, which it is in this here southern hemisphere). I found several splatters of blood on my computer desk, keyboard, pen, MP3 player and speakers (the very speakers which I cunningly stole from my school (oh fuck off anti-theft preachers, they were sitting idle in a cupboard)).

Drunk posting. It's fun.

P.S. Anyone get the Homebake CD today? Not bad, eh?

I'm officially charging you with an NUI -- Necroposting Under the Influence.

Actually, three months is probably not quite necroposting, but I couldn't resist...

this is a great thread, it deserves to be necroposted.

that being said, I started this day out with cannabis butter at 8:00 and now I'm on to alcohol and I'm having LOADS OF FUN IN THE SNOW!!!!!

Oh JesusChrist what a great fuckin thread.Completely hammered after sushi take out
and browsing around here with The Two Towers on in the background.it's taken me about
10 minutes just to write this stupid shit because my brain keeps wandering off.Also
have to keep correcting typos.
Go get retarded folks ! + =


:finger: Peace !

Ahh...I should have stopped in here last night. I didn't know this thread was here.

I was half drunk last night...and chatting with someone else about making drunken posts. I was going to post at a different sight last night but my fingers would not co operate with me...took me forever to type out a couple of sentences...so I just said...eff it.
Next time I start knocking back the whiskey...I'll be sure to stop in here and make a complete drunken ass of myself...just for yall.

oh hell yeah, one of my fav threads ever!

but I'm not drunk, had only 3 beers =/

Originally posted by carter
Completely hammered after sushi take out

hey that's awesome, I love sushi

JUST found a place that delivers sushi to MY HOUSE, and no it's not scary or disgusting

peace y'all!

Holy shit I haven't seen this thread since I started it awhile back. I didn't even know it was active. Well yay.

Today my school had a field trip to the museum of fine arts

... I'm still moderately field trippin'

Let it be known that, tonight, I have been drinking beer,

(Haha, sorry, I thought that it needed to be documented.)

holy sketchy day!

6 kids pile into my 5-person vehicle as I'm driving out of school. Two are on acid, one is on dxm and has a lot of trouble even getting inside. My parents are out of the house until 6. Cliffhanger ending!

Welcome to Friday night at Carters ! as per usual yours truely is destroyed
fridays are a kind of " fuck you " to my work week. Except they asked me to work in the morning so getting retarded tonight is more of a " fuck you " to me cause i have to
wake up at 5:00am
anywho...

go lose your mind somewhere


Peace! :finger:

Originally posted by R.Carter


go lose your mind somewhere

Why are you still here ?

if being high is a crime, then I'm guilty as high. I mean charged. guilty as charged.

Damn I forgot to post here yesterday night. I was to busy looking at porn I guess =D

I am drunk once again, and I am asking myself why I have stuck with Dream Views as long as I have. I cannot say that I have made for myself any friends here, and yet I remain. When will I just give up? When, damn it all, when? Curses.

Originally posted by Jrels
I am drunk once again, and I am asking myself why I have stuck with Dream Views as long as I have. I cannot say that I have made for myself any friends here, and yet I remain. When will I just give up? When, damn it all, when? Curses.

Lol.

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!!

Seeing as how I'm permanently drunk, I can post here whenever I want...

Insert yourself into my plum sauce, young Schrodinger! Your cat has died!

I saw King Kong yesterday night and it was pretty fucking gross when all the huge bugs started crowding in on everybody. Lame. And what's with King Kong at the end? Why does he corner himself on the friggin Empire State Building? He could have just like farted really hard to change the course of the planes or something.

My nipples have left the atmosphere!

going in for a filling after bong rips is really interesting.