Thread: HEY YOU DRUNK!!! POST HERE!!!

You need to be 21 to get drunk?

Hehe. Did I say that?

Do You Beleeeeeeve In Life After Looooove!

Originally Posted by Daniel Danciu

Do You Beleeeeeeve In Life After Looooove!

No, but I believe in Cher. I hope you do too.

Drank all the beer, then all the liquor in the house. Movin on to red wine baby, O yea!!

hehehe it's new years eve surprised more aren't posting xD


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Land Shark and then Mojitos mhm...... Sadly missing the Miller Genuine Draft :/ ad nauesum.

Yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww yahoooooooooeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

loltrain

haha my ROFLcopter goes shwashwashwashwashwashwashwa!!!!!!

hehe, YEAH. so my straight friend got all lesbian on me and my lesbian frined, which is extremely confusing. THEN she p0uked and passed out, but we cleaned up so that no one will evcerrrrr know. and yoiu konow what's really weird? i can speak korean like a mother fucking PRO when i'm drunk ,. shit i was talking to the cab driver like i'm a fuckign native speaker hahaha.

errr yeah. i'm drunk.

hmmmmmm. 40's of Steel Reserve on a 4 day weekend. Thanks army!

I was much more drunk earlier, but I'm still pretty buzzed. I had two full cocktail glasses of Manhattans and a beer.

I love Manhattans. My favorite drink by far, but only with a small amount of sweet vermouth.

Originally Posted by John11

I was much more drunk earlier, but I'm still pretty buzzed. I had two full cocktail glasses of Manhattans and a beer.

I love Manhattans. My favorite drink by far, but only with a small amount of sweet vermouth.

What?????????? You were drunk off 2 Manhattans and a beer?

I love manhattans too by the way

The cocktail glass is pretty big and it was completely full with no ice. Also I only weigh 130 lbs so I'm a bit of a lightweight.

So. It's 7am and I just got home. I've been drinking for 11 hours straight. Funny to think that just 4 or 5 months ago, I got piss drunk off of like two margaritas. Haaaaha, wow, I don't recognize myself. And it just took me about 4 tries to spell "recognize" (oops, another 4 tries right there).

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Funny to think that just 4 or 5 months ago, I got piss drunk off of like two margaritas. Haaaaha, wow, I don't recognize myself.

My little angel is growing up so fast.





...rofl.

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Ima chargin mai lazer!

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I had around 9-10 shot's tonight. Making a few spelling mistakes although they are not to bad. I have to say the only thing that happens to me when i drink excessively is I start to get the spins. You know your eyes are open, but everything is just spinning in your head. That's about it don't get beligerent and can act remarkably sober for the most part.

Well I wait the day when this changes hahaha.

woo

Tonight has been a bad night

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

I have to say the only thing that happens to me when i drink excessively is I start to get the spins. You know your eyes are open, but everything is just spinning in your head.

I've been there

Once I was really wasted and I was dizzy as hell, I yelled "EVERYONE HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Eveyone just looked at me like i'm drunk.

Oh, wait I've also had friends tell me that I would hold on to the grass because of fears of flying into space. They say I would yell, "WHATS WRONG WITH YA'LL, HOLD ON TO THE GRASS!!!! HAAAA!!!!" They sometimes bring it up when I see them, "hold on to the grass IZ. lol.

I either, a) find, not everything like the first few times on weed, but SOME pretty random things EXTREMELY funny. Like I laughed for about 30 mins once coz my friends sister said "you (some word I can't remember)".

Or b) Get real depressed.
Right now it's real depressed. I can't believe I remembered to type the b) topion after that long sentence lol/

there's a stinker in my tinker.

kuz the mini plug
while as cute as a bug
was as slow as a slug
in receiving her tug

from my oozing pink winker.

I've been drinkin.



Ooohhhh yeah.....I've been drinkin.