Thread: Mlemify Everything!

If you haven't been on the IRC Chat, you might not know that there's this thing called "Mlem." In its simplest form, mlem is an emotion - an experience. Mlem is the feeling you get when you peel the clear plastic off a new appliance. Mlem is the soft caress of a kitten, seconds before it claws your eyes out. Mlem is the sunrise on a warm morning after a blood moon the night before. Mlem is... well, this is mlem:


Protip: It adds to the experience if you say "mlem" in time with the cat.

So here's the game. Replace any word in a quote from a movie, TV show, song, slogan, catchphrase, etc. with the word "Mlem". Here's some examples:

Mlems? Where we're going, we don't need mlems.
Bamlemga! (Yeah, you can even throw it in the middle of words. Isn't mlem great?)
Can you feel the mlem tonight?
Mlem. It's what's for dinner.

The possibilities are endless!* So what are you waiting for? Mlem it up!



*Possibilities are limited to the existence of the human race, as studies have shown that robots are impartial to mlem, mainly because they have no soul.

Do you wanna mlem a mlem mlem?

It doesn't have to be a mlem mlem...

All you need is mlem

If you like it then you shoulda put a mlem on it.

It's called mlem-mlem for short.
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I want to see it work on a person. I want to see it work on a negative before I provide you with the mlem.
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Mlems... you're talking about mlems.

Gus, don't be exactly half of an eleven-pound black forest mlem.

- Psych (Psmlem)

I have a mlem that one day this mlem will rise up and mlem out the mlem meaning of its mlem: "We mlem these mlems to be self-mlemident; that all mlem are mlem mlem."

I have a mlem that one day on the mlem hills of Mlem the mlems of former mlems and the mlems of former mlem mlemmers will be able to mlem down together at the mlem of mlemhood.

I have a mlem that one day even the mlem of Mlem, a mlem mlemering with the heat of mlem, mlemering with the heat of mlem, will be mlemmed into an oasis of mlem and mlem.

I have a mlem that my mlem little mlems will mlem day mlem in a mlem where they mlem not be mlemmed by the color of their mlem but by the mlem of their mlem.

I have a mlem today.

I have a mlem that one day mlem in Mlem, with its mlem mlem, with its mlemmor having his mlems mlemming with the mlems of mlem and mlem, that one mlem right down in Mlem little black mlems and black mlems will be able to mlem mlems with little white mlems and white mlems as mlemmers and mlemmers.

I have a mlem today.

I have a mlem that one day every mlem shall be mlemmed, every mlem and mlem shall be mlemmed mlem, the mlem mlem will be mlem mlem, and mlem mlem mlem will be mlem straight, and mlem mlem of the mlem shall be mlem, and all mlem shall see it mlemmether.

I think I just mlemmed my pants, and my pants aren't the only thing getting mlemmed right now. Lets all mlem our pants together!

" I wanna mlem you, yeah I wanna mlem you
I see you mlemming at me and you already know
I wanna mlem you"

Would you mlem me?
I'd mlem me,
I'd mlem me hard,
I'd mlem me so mleming hard

It rubs the mlem on its skin or else it gets the mlem again.

PUT THE MLEMMING MLEM IN THE MLEM.

Put that mlem back where it came from, or so mlem me. SO MLEM ME!

If a melm falls in a melm and there's nobody there, does it make a melm?

My anaconda don't want none unless you got mlem, hun.

We should take all the mlems and mlem them to the mlemand.

Happy Mlem Year!!!

How the mlem did I miss this?!?!?

"We should take Bikini Bottom, and mlem it somewhere else!"

"That's just crazy enough... TO GET US ALL MLEMED!"

MlemViews Mlemmunity Awards Mlemnations 2014!

These are mlem times we live in.

I can't believe I did mlem! I can't believe I did mlem. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID MLEM!

Shame on me for not posting here sooner.

POKEMLEM, gotta mlem 'em all!

Let me tell you about a procupine's mlem, they're small, and they don't give a MLEM!

Please don't MLEM the fish.

...I SAID:

Double-post...

...and, double self-mlemming ceramic cats at the thrift store.

Mlemento

I believe I can mlem~

I believe I can mlem the sky~

I mlem about it every night and day~

Spread my wings and mlem away~

Oooh I believe I can mlem~

I mlem me running through those open melms! ~

And you know I'd mlem a thousand miles, if I could just mlem you tonight.

*piano interlude*

I wanna mlem n' mlem all night and mlem every day.

When life gives you mlems, you make mleminade