Thread: Share a joke

Originally Posted by NeAvO

No racial jokes are not allowed!
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Hmmm... does that mean that racial jokes are allowed? Or does that mean that no, racial jokes, are not allowed. Or no racial jokes at all, are allowed. Or no racial jokes are not allowed? huh?

A boy walks into his home after school. He's about 8 years old, and he says to his mom "Mommy mommy, Today i learned at school where Babies come from"

The mother witha concerning look says "Where did you hear this? ok, tell me where babies come from?"

Boy " It's when the mommy takes daddy's *** ***and puts it in her mouth"

The mother " no! that's not where babies come from. That's where Jewellery comes from!"

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a big fat joint. A lizzard is walking through the forest when he hears the monkey laughing. He follows the sound, and sees the monkey.

"Heyyyyy maaan. Come on up and share this spliff!" says the monkey.
So the monkey and the lizzard smoke it up, and after a while the lizzard climbs down the tree and says
"Dude..... I'm so thirsty. I'm going to the river to get a drink."
"Sure thing man" says the monkey.

So the lizzard goes down to the water and is drinking when a crocodile comes by, and sees the stoned lizzard. The lizzard tells him the story of the monkey in the tree smoking weed. The croc doesn't believe him, so eventually goes there to see for himself.

He gets to the tree, and looks up at the monkey.
The monkey says "Shit dude! How much fucking water did you drink!"

Originally Posted by 13redfan

Hmmm... does that mean that racial jokes are allowed? Or does that mean that no, racial jokes, are not allowed. Or no racial jokes at all, are allowed. Or no racial jokes are not allowed? huh?[/b]

Racial jokes are NOT allowed.

Curse my improper grammar!

My aunt always says:

I'm not racist. I hate everybody!
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Here's one my dad's friend's 8 year old daughter told me.

Why did the little girl cross the playground?

To get too the other slide!