Let's see.
I just decided to name my guitar Lucifer Sam.
My cell phone is Anorexia. (Razr)
My computer is Special Fred. (From a Stephen Lynch comedy song, it's a bit.. slow. When playing oblivion, anyway.)
My airsoft gun is named whoreface.
My iPod is Wadsworth.
Also, this one time I was in a hotel, housekeeping left the towels folded up to look like animals on the beds. Once it was a seal, and I named him Henry. I kept him intact. Anyone who needed a towel would just have to stay wet, damnit! Nobody touches Henry!