Today I just named my car Liza, and if you know anything about Russian literature, then you would have an idea of what my car is like

For those of you who are unfamiliar, Liza is a fairly common name associated with a girl/woman who lives a sad life or suffers a tragedy. Unfortunately since I have limited funds (and my parents have their own cars)... and it's not my car anyway, I have neglected caring for it. The oil is leaking and the transmission needs a tune-up, and the CD player starts skipping when you get about half-way through a CD, depending on how hot it is. Sometimes it's earlier.

Ergo: Liza.