Ok, so the idea is to post screenshots of video games, but with you playing them, explaining what the game is, about your character or whatever, and what is going on in the picture:

I'll start with a shot from one of my favourite games and an all-time classic, Civilization 2:



This is after a long war with the Germans, British and the Aztecs. As you can see, I was pissed off. Coventry was a pig to conquer, and thus you see the cities FUCKCOVENTRY and Anticoventry. Also included in the screenshot are renamed conquered cities such as Assraped Empire and Fisted City, but what you can't see are my German possessions Head-On-Spike and HAHAHAHA!. A new civilisation has been made after the Aztecs were conquered, the purple Soiux. That's why they have such primitive units.

Why not continue with that game I'm always prattling on about, Hengband? Since there is no restoring a game once you die, I have played as countless characters. This is my latest, Orkuruk the Half-Orc Cavalryman:



I'm the @ and I've only explored a small portion of the 6th level of the first dungeon, the Yeek Cave. Soon to die are a Horse (q), Radiation Eye (e) and yellow jelly (which can't move, j). I am looking at the horse, and am also riding one, which you cannot see.

Cavalry are a rather boring class; they have no spells and the Half-Orc race has boring skills. Also, your mount, who also participates in the fighting, steals much XP. This game is brilliant: Download it!

If this thread picks up I'll post my vast world empire in Europa Universalis 2, and my once-crappy-now-Champions League Ukrainian team in Championship Manager.

So, please, post your gaming experiences, I'm interested.