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      A tale of Flatulence the platypus

      I'd like to supply you with a medium size to tall tale.
      And this particular medium size to tall tale happens to be quite true, as I have just experienced it, and as such...shall now recount it for you.
      I was lying in my car seat driving having one of those "Clueless" moments, when suddenly I was ambushed by a particularly nasty squadron foul flatulence due to a meal of Pasta & Antipasta causing an untold chain reaction in my stomach.
      Then, upon coming back to my senses I knew I had a problem with this knowing that I was to pick other people up soon, and knowing that it is inappropriate to pass foul smelling gas in front of other people I knew something must be done to correct this.

      The first one came, and of course I reached to open the window. I tried to hold it all in. No luck. For the next few minutes I attempted proceeded to try all the methods that are allegedly supposed to work, to cover the foul smell
      The second came, then another.

      Then, I remembered that I had the force of the great oily ankle spur platypus on my side, I thought, this is silly, but I don't want foul Flatulence anymore, I want to change the very foul odour & distintive fart.

      Of course now mine smell like roses so I save a ton of money on air fresheners!! And thus ends the very short and very true medium size to tall tale of Flatulence the Bunnyplatypus.

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      I clicked, I read it, I wtf'd, I clicked go back, I thought about it, I clicked it again, I read it again.

      You owe me 2 mouse clicks for reading this thread, two for making this reply, and another one as interest. That will be 5 mouse clicks please. Give them back, now.
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      ...I don't get it.

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      wat

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      Quote Originally Posted by Grod View Post
      wat
      Quote Originally Posted by Siиdяed View Post
      ...I don't get it.
      A reference to this. I don't get it either though.

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      http://i.imgur.com/Ke7qCcF.jpg
      (Or see the very best of my journal entries @ dreamwalkerchronicles.blogspot)

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      And what of the other MOD bunny thread with similar content than?
      Oh I see you/re a platypus hater

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      "O" will suffice. Achievements:
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      No. I'm just a sucker for originality.
      http://i.imgur.com/Ke7qCcF.jpg
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      Why did you make this thread just to copy/make fun of my own?

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      Ha. I get it. But satire this witty belongs elsewhere.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron

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      Agreed. It's too witty for the Lounge, that's for sure.

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