Thread: Prove to me that you are a real person...

...and not just some insanely (insanely) complex computer program of some kind.

Go on, give it a try.

If someone comes up with a logical way to do this I will be shocked

I am not real, and thereby forfeit my place in this competition. On the bright side though, you're all crazy for acknowledging my existence.

Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

What's a computer program?

*bleep*

I bleed, so that makes me real... right?

Originally Posted by -Blakren-

I bleed, so that makes me real... right?

Aw, I was going to use "stab my arm and then tell me i'm a computer program," but you beat me to it.

Hmm, computer program... naw, theoretically I could actually be a biological machine (or even a real machine in the middle of a vast conspiracy) that was programmed at birth/creation/activation/constantly to assume that I think, and act acordingly.

Originally Posted by High Hunter

Comeputer programs cannot be insane. I am insane.

I am a real person.

What is that in your avatar?? An old Chinese man face in a rocky outcrop of
a cliff!! Thats pretty cool!

State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."

I think, therefore I am........i guess that proved nothing!

Prove to me that I'm not.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

State the requirements that must be met before you accept someone as a "real person."

I agree, what are the qualifications? If being a person means pumping blood and a thinking brain, I am!

i think i fail the qualifications of a real person.
=]

i'm fake

a computer is logical.commiting suicide is completely illogical right? *falls over dead in background*