Thread: What would your parents do if they found porn on your computer?

Originally Posted by Ezey

My mom has, she walked into the room just as I was closing the window.
She stared at me really hard for, like a minute, then she left.

I tried to convince myself that it could've been that she just saw something on the computer that I closed really quickly when she came into the room.

...she knew though.

Nice to know there's another Buffalonian on here...
sup?

My dad really wouldn't care. He used to have porn on his computer too, when I was younger. Like father like son.

Originally Posted by Sandform

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I see your porns.


i have a couple of those ._.
want some <.<?

If my mom found porn on my computer she'd either confront me about it or just go scrup her brain folds and never mention it. If she confronted me I'd ask her what she was doing on my computer!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

LOL!! The pastor! Oh, I wish I could have seen that.

Oh it was brutal. He was telling me how "Jesus never looked at porn." I came really close to saying "They didn't have porn back then," but I was terrified enough as it was. Then he kept reading the verse about poking out your eye and cutting off your hand and I was freaking out. Then he told me about a guy who ended up throwing his marriage away because he was addicted to porn. He just kept bombarding me with these horrible stories and verses.

He was a huge guy on top of that, and I'm tiny.

I got over it though, and within a month I was going at it again.

Originally Posted by CatBus

Oh it was brutal. He was telling me how "Jesus never looked at porn." I came really close to saying "They didn't have porn back then," but I was terrified enough as it was. Then he kept reading the verse about poking out your eye and cutting off your hand and I was freaking out. Then he told me about a guy who ended up throwing his marriage away because he was addicted to porn. He just kept bombarding me with these horrible stories and verses.

He was a huge guy on top of that, and I'm tiny.

I got over it though, and within a month I was going at it again.

lol.
any pastor that wants to tell me that porn and masturbation are sins...can kiss my ass.

Lolz. It's because they're jealous. Probably smash my computer with a baseball bat...lots of times, and then not let me on one for a looong time.


That reminds me, I got some stuff to delete...(jk)

The "Delete History" button is your friend.

Originally Posted by iank

The "Delete History" button is your friend.

There are ways around the delete history button, sill ray.

Other things that are your friends: owning your own laptop, having a good password on said laptop, locking said laptop when you leave the room.

My friend once found porn on my laptop, that was way back when I was much less careful, I just said it must be a virus. He then proceeded to 'help' me by deleting the folder. I was so pissed.

No idea what they would say.



I'm Danish, so they know I watch it, and they don't give a shit.

However, if they found something, it would be lolicon.
And I have no idea what my parents would think about that. Actually quite funny.


I once had to get my computer repaired, and the person that did it had to delete a bunch of stuff to get it working.
So my mother jokingly said something like "Then they probably have to delete all your naughty sites"

My brain went "wat". Delete? Sites? Wat?

Also, I don't have any porn on my computer, infact, there has never been any porn on my computer before.
It all comes from the internet. *chans, aerisdies etc.


My mother have even loads of times sort of hinted towards that "It's ok to be gay!"
So yeah. That'll be fun. If they found out :V

But if they did, that would mean they would have looked through my history, which would be quite... Creepy, not to mention unlike my (Danish) parents.

Originally Posted by Maeni

I'm Danish, so they know I watch it, and they don't give a shit.

But if they did, that would mean they would have looked through my history, which would be quite... Creepy, not to mention unlike my (Danish) parents.

lol wut?

So all Danish people look at porn and none of their parents bother to check up on their kids?
What does your nationality have to do with porn use or whether or not your parents go through your history?

Because they're DANISH. Duh.

Man, you guys are lucky. I don't have porn, but my parents have caught me e-mailing (not even cybering) a friend who admitted his crush for me in 8th grade. I had been e-mailing him for over a year (I still do!). I got grounded for a month, and chewed out for hours.

They thought I was too young. He wanted to take me to see STAR FREAKING WARS. They shamed me for contacting another living person on the internet. . . I was most concerned with them finding the GAMING FORUMS I visited.

Without the internet, I highly doubt I'd be here today.

Originally Posted by Elis D.

lol wut?

So all Danish people look at porn and none of their parents bother to check up on their kids?
What does your nationality have to do with porn use or whether or not your parents go through your history?

Ofcourse not
It's just my boring experience that makes it seem like that to me.

I'm perfectly aware that there are people out there, inside Denmark that are nuts, but I've never met anyone whose parents would even care about finding porn on their computers or whatever.

It was more of a reference to the thing that you never really find any real nuts people on the street, I was amazed when I saw a Ron Hubbard book store in Copenhagen!

And there are few extremist Christians in Denmark, we're all like "I don't believe in God as a big man with a beard, but I believe there's something lol"


I should stop stereotyping everyone in Denmark, I know...
And I know I'm probably wrong anyways. Gah.

What he's trying to say is that we're a whole lot more accepting in Denmark, and watching porn is perfectly normal.

In my own experience, I hardly keep porn on my computer, except maybe some comics (lolo hentai). This however has proven to be a bad thing, since it results in me surfing around on nasty sites that infect my computer with crap. This is a long time ago though, and now I only surf secure sites.
I haven't really ever made any effort to hide my stuff though. It was usually just floating around on my desktop, in the root of drives and other places. I even had a "b folder" stuffed with hentai, and it was just sitting in the documents folder.

The few times people have actually "caught" me, ranges down to my brother using my computer and seeing "redtube" in the history, while writing in a URL that started with "re". He was just like "Pfft " and I laughed a bit, and then he went on entering that URL, no sweat. I was once showing my other brother some stuff on my laptop, and I had accidentally forgotten to close some 1 day old tabs in firefox with artistic nudes. Just something I had been stumbling. Still, nothing terrible, atleast for me. I have no idea if he cries himself to sleep every night now.

Originally Posted by Marvo

What he's trying to say is that we're a whole lot more accepting in Denmark, and watching porn is perfectly normal.

Thanks!

I just don't save anything to my computer. I mainly look at pictures because I dislike videos. It's so fake, the cacophony of dramatic moans is annoying, and the camera angles usually suck.

If my mom were to find porn on my computer (which is unlikely because she's clueless about computers) then it would be erotic lesbian porn which would raise a lot of questions. I know I can hide it really well if I had to, but I would just rather not. I have one or two pictures of nude women, but I only saved them for drawing references (I'm being honest here).

Well, they would have to go through quite a few folders to find anything of mine...

Past the normal pictures, anime pictures, anime rock star pictures, cat girls, more cat girls, etc etc...