Thread: make up a limerick about the person above you.

Originally Posted by Delphinus

bennerman is more then a bennerman
he is what some people call a man's man
He likes to drink his beers
and make fun of queers
But really is just a fan. (of queers...)

Which is when I point out I have nothing against gay people

Exactly!

Your one word limerick sucks,
You'll learn a thing or two from this 'nuck,
It goes double-A, double-B
Another A with no C's,
Now get it together or you idiots are fucked!

(I know, you did it properly, I just had nothing to go on with that last post of yours )

Cold Blooded was as hot as a 10,
he snorted coke out of a pen
he hung with some guys
and it made him realize
that his blood ran hot for men

AmazeO is made of awesome
And into a beautiful girl he will blossom
The operation is soon
and he'll have a poon
DV's little appleblossom

You can't rhyme blossom with blossom,
You illiterate dumb fucking possum,
It's called rhymezone.com
It won't take you long
To make your lymericks no longer forgotten!

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

You can't rhyme blossom with blossom,
You illiterate dumb fucking possum,
It's called rhymezone.com
It won't take you long
To make your lymericks no longer forgotten!

Dude! Don't say mine suck when you rhyme com with long and possum with forgotten!

CoLd BlooDed is a bit pissy
maybe he needs a little kissy
but he'll never get one
because he stinks a ton
And away runs all the missys.

Delphinus is raping this thread
It's time that I put him to bed
He posts all the time
Bitch, get back in line
Just bend over and give me some head

Originally Posted by Delphinus

Dude! Don't say mine suck when you rhyme com with long and possum with forgotten!

They're called indirect rhymes. Just like 'path' and 'back'.

"I continued on down the rainbow path,
I was waving to the trees and they were waving right back."

I use them all the time, same as rappers. They don't have to be vowel for vowel or consonant for consonant for a rhyme to occur. Trust me on this one.

Btw I was totally kidding in my post above

way to ruin the thread guys!
I hope you all soon die.
You are all so dumb
you think your head is your Bum
better wipe it soon or i'll cry.

Miserable posters abound,
Never fear, I'll send them outta town.
Once they're gone,
We'll be all alone,
And then you'll be my female hound.

I love Del's and Mos's.

He makes a clinkity clankity sound
This man is rather quite round
He surfs the net all of his day
and goes to brides.com/pay
Soon his wife in a box will be found

there once was a woman named wolfsbane
she was rather insane
one day she hit a man
with a huge ceiling fan
he was in pain...



that was retarded... took me too long

One, two, three, four
How does this man fit through the door?
Four times his size he has gained
The food he has eaten while pained
He was pretty damn sad to the core.

Wolfsbane's the name of a plant
I wish it was the name of an ant
Or maybe an otter
I suppose you think not, or
"tis the name of a young synchophant.

Fail.....big-time

Dreamer Dreamer, In the air
Does a flip for extra flair
Parachuting for the first time
His was as useful as a lime ( <-- Lame)
But after he lands, he won't care

Delphi delphi, what a guy
He has a glass through whch he spies
He has awesome ninja skillz
And has lots of dolla billz
Untill one day, when he drops and dies.

SomeGuy SomeGuy, Master of corrupts
Until one day Delphinus disrupts
SomeGuy makes a wish
Delphinus makes him rape a fish
And a corrupting war erupts

LOL I am the master of corrupts...

Delphinus has a weenis.
But a weenis ain't a penis.
It's on his arm
And it does no harm
As long as it ain't between us.

Yeah, that failed.

Wow... That sucked

SomeGuy shouldn't write limericks
His are about as fun as some bricks
His are lame
He is to blame
He will leave, Delphinus predicts.

Ha, I couln't tink of anything there.

Delphinus, Delphinus, what a guy.
For me, a pie, he will buy.
Standing on his head
He sleeps in his bed
He just can't seem to lie.

Thats weird...

SomeGuy is weird
He has bugs in his beard
He thinks he is cool
When he swims in a pool
But then realizes his *ahem* manliness disappeared.

My manliness is intact! I hate your name, nothin rhymes with it besides....well you know.

Delph, Delph, What an elf.
He works for Santa like a shelf.
While he sits all day
And don't get paid
He still will smell worse than himself.

Once again, I hate your name.