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    1. 01-13-2009 07:09 AM #1
      AmazeO XD
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      This Is A Song, For The Ladies. But Fellas, Listen Closely.

      You don't always have to fuck her hard,
      In fact, sometimes that's not right to do.

      Sometimes you gotta make some love,
      and fucking give her some smoochies too.

      SOMETIME YOU GOTTA SQUEEZE,
      SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SAY PLEASE.



      Sometimes you gotta say..HEY.

      I'm gonna fuck you. Softly.
      I'm gonna screw you. Gently.
      I'm gonna hump you, sweetly.
      I'm gonna ball you discreetly.



      And then you say, hey I brought you flowers..



      Then you say, wait a minute, Sally.
      I think I got something in my       TEETH.

      Could you get it out for me?

      THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!!!

      What's your favorite poz-ish?
      That's coo with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
      What's your favorite dish?
      I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it fromZANZIBAR!



      Tenacious D
      Fuck Her Gently.
      Last edited by AmazeO XD; 01-13-2009 at 07:12 AM.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening
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    2. 01-13-2009 03:51 PM #2
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      That made my morning.
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    3. 01-13-2009 05:37 PM #3
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      I wish I had that in my inbox.
      Abraxas

      Quote Originally Posted by OldSparta
      I murdered someone, there was bloody everywhere. On the walls, on my hands. The air smelled metallic, like iron. My mouth... tasted metallic, like iron. The floor was metallic, probably iron
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    4. 01-13-2009 07:17 PM #4
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      Amaze, this song has been out for years dude...
      Things are not as they seem
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    5. 01-13-2009 07:40 PM #5
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      gotta love tenacious d, they are so funny, but the music sounds good too

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    6. 01-13-2009 08:54 PM #6
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      Quote Originally Posted by Jeff777 View Post
      Amaze, this song has been out for years dude...
      Yes, I know. That's when I realized no one had dedicated a thread to it.

      Besides, I do these spammies sometimes, and I only let the best songs win.
      You do this every fucking time.
      No sweat.
      No tears.
      No guilt.
      You do this every fucking time.

      http://www.myspace.com/theheroicopening
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    7. 01-16-2009 03:44 AM #7
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      can i get a hell yes?
      e-x--p---a----n-----d------> yourself.
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