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Thread: The Pick-up Line Game
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02-01-2009 12:03 AM #51Oneironaut Achievements:
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I would spend the rest of my life staulking you if you didn't mind
OOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
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02-01-2009 04:42 AM #52Veteran of the DV Wars
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02-01-2009 04:45 AM #53D.V. Editor-in-Chief
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My penis died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
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02-01-2009 04:55 AM #54Veteran of the DV Wars
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Did you see a red goat wearing a tuxedo running through here a minute ago, or am I just high on your pheromones?
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02-01-2009 04:58 AM #55D.V. Editor-in-Chief
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(From derailed)
I bet you 20 dollars I could kiss you without touching your lips
(kiss her normally)
That was worth every penny
Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
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02-01-2009 05:24 AM #56Veteran of the DV Wars
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Hello. Do I know you from somewhere? My bed maybe? Oh wait, sorry, that's my premonitions kicking in again.
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02-01-2009 05:56 AM #57Member
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Hey, I'm doing a scavenger hunt, and I think I just found the hottest girl here.
You know, that sweater looks really good on you. Want to see how it looks on my bedroom floor?
You should be wearing a space suit, because your body is out of this world.
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Is heaven missing an angel? Because that girl over there is just heavenly.
If I told you your body was beautiful, would you have sex with me?
If you had an identical twin sister, she'd be the second-hottest person on earth. That is, after Carmen Electra.Goals completed since joining: 10 -- Last goal completed: February 17, 2009
Uncontrolled lucid dreams:23.5--controlled lucid dreams:24.5
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02-01-2009 06:24 AM #58Veteran of the DV Wars
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I'll be your Huckleberry.
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02-01-2009 06:27 AM #59Dreamer Achievements:
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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02-01-2009 06:28 AM #60
Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too.
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02-01-2009 06:30 AM #61Dreamer Achievements:
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I would love to wake up wrapped in your legs.
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02-01-2009 06:37 AM #62Veteran of the DV Wars
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I'm drunk, disrepectful, and full of myself. How would you like to be full of me too?
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02-01-2009 06:47 AM #63Dreamer Achievements:
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I really don't like those pants...but they don't look as bad on you.
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02-01-2009 08:32 AM #64
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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02-01-2009 08:45 AM #65Veteran of the DV Wars
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Are you a carpenter? Because you look like you really know how to screw.
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02-01-2009 08:45 AM #66
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
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02-01-2009 08:47 AM #67Veteran of the DV Wars
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I was going to come over here to ask you out, but since this is an outside bar I'll just invite you in.
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02-01-2009 11:35 AM #68Rain On Your Roof Achievements:
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You have the most beautiful legs. I wonder when they will be open.
Jujutsu is the gentle art. It's the art where a small man is going to prove to you, no matter how strong you are, no matter how mad you get, that you're going to have to accept defeat. That's what jujutsu is.
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02-01-2009 12:22 PM #69Veteran of the DV Wars
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Hey, I think I might be a robot. Can you help me see if my reproductive organs work?
In a perfect world, you'd be in my bed right now. Since this isn't a perfect world, I've taken the liberty of tying you up and throwing you in this van.
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02-01-2009 12:32 PM #70D.V. Editor-in-Chief
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9/10 women that have sex with me don't end up with herpes.
Everything works out in the end, sometimes even badly.
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02-01-2009 05:52 PM #71Dreamer Achievements:
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I wish out IM convo had lasted longer. Lawl.
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02-01-2009 06:34 PM #72Oneironaut Achievements:
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Hello, I'm the guy you've secretly fallen in love with. You just don't know.
OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO
"He was unrespectful to the Dream Pirate"
said the seal after beating up my brother
RESPECT THE DREAM PIRATE or the sea animals will get you! ARG! ARG! ARG!
Goals [ ]Jump on a trempoline with an elephant [ ]Meet Dream Pirate and give him a gift
[ ]Shapeshift [ ]Spy on a DC [x]Fly
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02-01-2009 06:47 PM #73Designated Cyberpunk Achievements:
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"My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself."
"Hey, baby. Are you an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans"
-Futurama Valentine's day episodeSurrender your flesh. We demand it.
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02-01-2009 07:06 PM #74Dreamer Achievements:
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I knew you wanted to talk to me when I saw that wiggle in your walk.
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02-01-2009 07:22 PM #75Banned
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I LIKE YOUR FACE
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